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People often ask me the question: “Where can I get text templates for voice greetings?” In this article I want to highlight different companies. Based on these scenarios, you can write your own text and then order an IVR recording. For convenience, I signed the type of activity of the companies.

Greetings for a company specializing in the production of facade systems, gates and doors:

"Hello. Welcome to ABC company. If you are interested in hanging facade systems, click 1, gates and doors click 2, if you know extension number employee, dial him in tone mode. Stay on the line, your call is very important to us."

This text was written for the clinic, non-working hours:

"Hello. The official working day of the Polyclinic is over. We are waiting for your call on weekdays from 8 am to 8 pm and on Saturday from 9 am to lunch. We remind you that you can make an appointment with a doctor at any time from our official website ABC dot ru.”

If you need to adapt the text for English-speaking clients, then the following template will help you record text for IVR:

"Hello! You have reached [company name]. All of our sales representatives are busy serving other customers but we would like to return your call as soon as possible. For current pricing information or to check the status of your order, please visit us on the web at [your website]. Otherwise, please leave us a message with your name and number after the tone. If you would like to return to the previous menu, press the [digit]".

The following text is written in a non-standard style for a voice menu:

“I welcome you, this is your ABC store! The time has come when I need your help! Come to Sale Night on July 1st and help carry out all the goods. We only hire our own people. We carry out the operation at 3 sites, ABC Street, ABC-1 and ABC-2 from 17.00 to midnight.”

And this is the recording and text of the answering machine for the disinfection center:

“Hello, you have contacted the ABC company! To solve any problems with pests and insects, just wait for the operator’s response. Attention! Don't miss the promotion: by ordering any treatment, you will participate in a drawing for a tablet. Check with your manager for details.”

"Hello. Welcome to the Academy of Professional Training of Specialists. For questions about admission to the Academy, press 1. If you are already a student of the Academy, press 2 or dial the employee’s internal number. To connect with the admissions committee, stay on the line.”

“Hello, ABC Bank welcomes you. To work in the automated system, please change your phone number to tone mode by pressing the star key. Please note that in order to improve the quality of work, the conversation will be recorded. If you want to become a client of the bank, press the "1" key. If you are already a bank client, press the "2" key.

Welcome text for auto parts store:

"Hello! You called the ABC spare parts store on S Street. Unfortunately, we are not working right now. We will call you back as soon as we are there. Opening hours: Weekdays from nine thirty to nineteen hours. On Saturday from ten to eighteen hours. On Sundays and holidays from ten to eighteen hours. No lunch and no days off. Thank you for calling!"

I hope these templates will help you in your writing. If you need creative text or need to record a voice for your answering machine, you can always contact our studio!

To be or not to be?

Voice menu (IVR) is a messaging system that automates communication with subscribers. Yes, yes, this is the same recorded greeting that is played to the subscriber when he dials the company's phone number, and then helps him select the required department.

1.Optimization of client and company time. Time to search necessary information decreases, all the subscriber has to do is dial additional number and get to to the right specialist. The company also solves the issue of time - the subscriber does not hang on the phone for a long time and does not occupy the line.

2. Improving the company's image. A well-timed voice message is an easy way to enhance a company's image. Agree, it’s one thing to dial a phone number and listen to long beeps, wondering whether the secretary has gone to lunch or whether the company has stopped working. It’s quite another thing to listen over the phone to detailed instructions on where to click to get to the desired department.

The recording of a voice greeting is usually delegated to the company that provides telephony services. But there are also agencies that provide services for recording greetings. In this case, you can immediately select a speaker on the website who will speak the desired text and create a message (you can even ask for help in composing it).

In the world of menus

As you understand, you can record any voice greeting if you wish. You can put music on it, and play an excerpt of the song before starting. What can you say in a voice greeting? We have highlighted some of the most common examples:

1. Greetings for a company with several offices.

"Hello! You called the Romashka company. To connect to one of our showrooms, press 1. To find out the opening hours of our stores, press 2. If you want to connect to the central office, press 3. If you want to work in our company, press 4. If you have any comments or suggestions , press 9. If you know the extension number of the subscriber, enter it right now in tone mode. We remind you that in order to improve the quality of service, all conversations are recorded.”

2. Greeting for a company with one office.

“The Tea House company welcomes you.” For getting general information about the company, press 51. To connect to the sales department, press 52. To connect to the financial department, press 11. If you have any questions, please stay on the line to connect with a specialist.”

3. Greeting instructions.

“To listen to the message again, press 1. To return to the manager, press 2.”

4. Information about work on holidays.

“Hello, you have called LLC.” Unfortunately, our office is closed on weekends. You can place an order on the website. To listen to instructions on how to place an order, press 1. To leave a fax, press 2. To listen to information about the promotion, press 3. To find out office hours, press 4.”

5. Please wait for a response.

“Hello, welcome to the company “Romashka”. Please wait for the operator to respond.”

6. Thank you for the call and ask you to stay on the line.

“Thank you for your call. Please stay on the line. The first available operator will answer you. In order to improve the quality of service, all conversations are recorded.”

7. Navigation to return to the menu.

“To return to the previous menu, press the star. Or leave a message after sound signal”.

8. Sending a fax.

“To send a fax, press 0.”

9. In the case when all specialists are busy.

“At the moment, all specialists are busy. Please leave your name, phone number and we will call you back as soon as possible. Thank you".

10. About the importance of the call.

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line.”
A voice greeting is like a company's business card. It introduces the company and shows its real attitude towards the client. There will be no greeting, there will be no contact with the buyer, and therefore no potential sale.

Our dear clients!

We encourage those who order the production of individual voice greetings from us. Those who do not edit themselves in the designer, but those who send us a text and we use the provided text to voice and edit a personal file.

We urge you not to be boring and conservative in this matter.

According to statistics, 99% of texts provided for voice-over differ from texts that can be generated in the constructor only by the company name, which cannot be generated in the constructor.

But damn!:

There is such a great opportunity to get creative and thereby bring smiles to your customers. After all, as the well-known song says:

A smile makes a gloomy day brighter,
A smile in the sky will wake up a rainbow...
Share your smile
And she will return to you more than once.

"Will come back"! “Will return” is the key word here, because:

A smile makes conversation brighter,
From the smile of the operators they will get...
Share your smile
And clients will call again.

Therefore, if it is at least a little acceptable to smile, be kind, cheerful and mischievous - be so.

And to give you something to start from, we are publishing a collection of texts from the best original answering machines, funny and interesting voice greetings.

Examples of texts for fun and interesting company autoresponders

Perhaps we went too far with humor here and there, but, nevertheless, for us these are just texts.

And we offer you to transform this into something truly practical and at the same time original and exciting!

Voice greetings without indicating the type of activity of the company

Hello! We value our clients, so we always talk to them not only politely, but also in full dress. Just a second. A little blush and lipstick. Let's fix the manicure. Let's strike an elegant pose. (If a woman answers).

Ooh, are you serious? And I just sat down to paint my nails, can you wait, at least an hour? No? Hmm, we're so busy... okay, I'll connect you with an available operator... I think you'll have to wait, I hope you can.

While you are waiting for the operator to respond, I could offer you tea or coffee, but I’m afraid that if I start pouring it into the phone and you are far away, it will take a very long time to get to you. At the same time, it is also necessary to take into account the thickness of the wire, in case wired device, and also air density, the physics of the process... Perhaps I’d better play some music for you...

We are glad that you called us. We value your time, so while our specialists are busy, you can tell me an interesting story or anecdote. Although, no. Better, I'll tell you something. For example, a joke. A long time ago, when I worked as an answering machine on a rotary telephone... Ha-ha "laughter", on a rotary telephone... An answering machine... Okay, I'd better play some music for you.

Greetings, answering machine! And I am his faithful companion, the answering machine girl! If you want me/a man to accompany you in the menu, press the “1” key; To have me/a girl accompany you in the menu, press “2”. Thank you, your choice is made. Follow me to the menu...

Hello, there is an answering machine talking to you. I’m so lonely and have no one to talk to, could you be my interlocutor until the beep sounds?

Hello, you have called a company with the most hospitable and cultured answering service. Hopefully this time I can make the client a cup of tea before the beep sounds.

Hello! You called the customer service. The cost of the call directly depends on your positive attitude towards our employees. Please smile, meditate and wait for the operator to answer!

You are greeted by the most best manager the company you called first! Unfortunately, it's still very early. We start working at (time). Leave a message, they will definitely call you back! Thank you!

Oh! Well, you've finally reached us! How long can we ignore you, there are only two hours and fifty-six minutes left, I repeat, three years, two months, eighteen hours, and... Do you really need it? Well, we’re just so stupid, I suppose we drink coffee there, or even drink it in broad daylight, but we don’t respond to such good people, it’s just terrible...! Wait, and my joy, wait, Soon they will answer you, Please don’t be so angry with us, We’ve really screwed up here...

Hello, dear client! We remind you that if you wait longer than five minutes for the operator to respond, you will have the right to request a discount on your account in the same amount.

Hello. We apologize for the inconvenience caused. Your call has put all the operators on notice and at the moment there is a fierce struggle for the opportunity to talk to you. As soon as one of the operators gets to the microphone, they will definitely answer you.

Good afternoon. Without casting a shadow on the fence, our company has a discount day. Prizes and bonuses, from morning to night. We remove everything that is not much old, but still in its juice. Your first task is to collect more and carry it away. Our discounts are good, buy from your heart. If you want it, if you don’t have enough, we arrange loans. He didn’t come to us today, he lost a lot.

Hello gentlemen, our company is always glad to see you. For young and old, young and backward, for sad and happy, in cities and villages. There will be bonuses and discounts, and pleasant estimates. Call, write, we will solve all problems.

Hello, we'll pick up the phone soon.

The hand is already reaching out.

If we're all at lunch

And we don’t hear a damn thing,

We really ask for forgiveness.

Call us later.

Well, as soon as we can,

We will answer you as soon as possible.

Hello! Let's run, run

Very quickly to the phone.

We will answer you now

Whether you are a lady or a mr.

We will pick up the phone deftly.

We have always been waiting for your call.

And forgive me if we

They didn't answer you for a long time.

Hello, if you wait for the operator to answer, you are a very level-headed, patient, intelligent, kind, understanding and educated person... Please wait... Are you still on the line? You are already our favorite client, now we will be at your service!

Hello! You call the mobile version of “guess the melody”, so select a category. Press one if this tune is from a TV series from the 90s, like our program itself. The choice is made! Now you need to continue the melody by pressing the buttons on your phone.

Hello! You called

And they made us happy.

Rushing towards the phone,

We will answer right away.

Day and night for your benefit

Our team is working.

Well, finally! You called us, and we waited and waited, completely tired of waiting. Press the buttons and, especially, “0”. The live voice of our operator will always technically support, encourage and refer you to a specialist.

Hello, you've called the future! Now we will pass the phone to you from the future. (Pause 5-10 seconds). Unfortunately, you from the future said that you can't come over, you (play XBOX, cook chili, watch New film, anything, depending on the type of activity). We will now transfer you to the operator.

In such a loud bass-baritone, like the announcers in the USSR: “Attention!”, make sure that the client focuses his attention (pause 5-10 seconds) “Thank you for your attention!” We transfer to the operator.

We wish you a good day and bright thoughts. The supreme deity has blessed you to dial our number. In our society you will find the meaning and joy of your existence in CO-Creation with friends and the Almighty. We love you and wish you perseverance while waiting for an answer.

We were looking forward to a call from you at any time of the day or night!
We ask you to wait for a minute, we will not leave you unattended!
Communication with our specialists will be pleasant and fruitful for you!

Our service company is pleased to thank you for choosing us with high-quality service and a favorable price reduction offer. Our specialists look forward to the opportunity to communicate with you.

Hello! You are our anniversary caller, so we have something for you. special offer. Its rules are as follows: you buy two products for the price of three and get the third for free. Since this is very profitable, I think we have reached an agreement.

Wait here. Don't put the phone down anywhere. We're already on our way to the phone. You know, the office. But wait. I am the voice talking to you. I can listen to you too. I will say frankly that the interlocutor is wonderful.
Oh no! You and I won’t talk, I hear someone’s steps. Or maybe it was someone passing nearby.
No, no, someone has already picked up the phone and will talk to you. You are ready?
Have you forgotten why you are calling? Then get ready, get ready, get ready and and and and...

We are glad to welcome you and ask you to wait.
We apologize for keeping you waiting because we are not immediately able to answer the phone. There are a lot of clients today. We want to pay attention to everyone, and you are no exception, so please stay on the line and wait a little.
Your call is very important to us. So don't hang up, we're already here.

Congratulations to you! Please wait, someone will say hello to you. More precisely, our secretary will do this if she is at her workplace. Don't worry if she's not here, she'll still answer you. No one will let her leave her workplace without her phone.
But perhaps you will wait a little, because if our secretary took the phone in her purse, then you yourself understand - a woman’s purse - until she finds it.
Let's time it with you - how long it takes for her to pick up the phone. If it takes too long, I promise you as a boss, I will fire you.
You count with me 1, 2, 3....

We can't answer the phone right now.
After the beep, please leave your name, phone number, Master Card, Visa or American Express, and we will call you back if your solvency is confirmed.

Hello. IN currently The operator is awakened by your call and runs to the phone as fast as he can. He fell asleep on the trading floor. On a very soft sofa latest model. With velor upholstery and comfortable armrests. Agree, it's hard to resist. It is very important for us that our operator shares his impressions with you.

Voice greetings indicating company activities

Hostel

Good afternoon. If you called us, it means we are the best. The most modern room with a comfortable bed and coffee is already waiting for you in the morning. After some time, our operator will answer you and tell you what other surprises we have prepared in honor of the World Cup.

Hello. Your call is very important to us. If you correctly answer who the Russian national team played its first match with in the World Cup, you will receive a 10% discount on accommodation in our hostel. We will answer you in 5 seconds.

Welcome. The windows of our hostel overlook the main stadium, where the World Cup is taking place. If you don’t believe me, book a room and join us! Wait until our operator is free and book the best apartments.

Good afternoon. Our staff are avid optimists. We believe in the victory of our Team. If you are one of us, we are happy to offer our services. If our administrator does not answer you after 15 seconds, we are ready to provide one day of free accommodation in our hostel. So, 15, 14, 13, 12...

Cleaning

Hello! We're willing to bet that you need help saving your apartment or office from dust cyclones and rubbish rubble. Our rescuers are already ready to go to the site, write down the address!

Voicemail response from the floristry center

Hello! You called the floristry center. We are currently running a promotion! Wedding bouquet at half price, provided that our employee comes to your wedding and catches the bouquet back! If you want to learn more about the promotion, wait for a connection with our operator.

Surgical complex answering machine

Hello! You call the surgical complex. Everything we do is very reliable and high quality! You can verify this by attending another person’s operation. And to see how Irina was fat at first, and then Irina became fat! Tomorrow at 14.00 we are waiting for everyone! More details by phone.

Dairy Farm Auto Answer Call

Hello! You called the dairy farm. We have high-quality and inexpensive milk, filled with love and happiness. What can I say, our milkmaids have such gentle hands that the cows moan a little when they give milk. To contact the operator, stay on the line.

Musical instrument store voicemail

Hello! You called the musical instrument store. There are ten chords left before contacting the operator... nine chords... eight chords. Unfortunately, the operator won’t pick up the phone until he finishes playing one more song, so he put you second in line. There are 14 chords left before contacting the operator... 13 chords...

Automatic response from a party company

Hello! My name is Alexey, I am a representative of a company for holding holidays, practical jokes, and children's matinees. Ha, fell for it, you thought we answered the phone!? To communicate with the operator, please wait on the line for three minutes... to communicate with the operator, wait 4 minutes... Hello! My name is... Ha, fell for it? Another 2 minutes and we'll pick up the phone...

Telephone greeting from the tour operator

Bonjour! Our tour operator welcomes you from a small cafe in the center of Paris. A little accordion wouldn't hurt. Is it true? (background theme music). Returning home in 5,4,3,2,1…

Financial company answering machine

Good afternoon Today, and only for you, is the most fun promotion from our company. Remember three Russian proverbs with the word “money” - and the waiting time for our operator will become not only unnoticed, but also useful.

Greetings from the wedding dress salon

Hello, you have called the salon wedding dresses. We are very glad that he has finally decided to take this step and is ready to pay you for a gorgeous dress, which we will be happy to help you choose. Wait for a response from a free, non-envious operator.

Beauty salon answering machine

Hello, you have called a beauty salon. If we don't get back to you within a minute, please wait a little longer as we provide the best service in town and it's worth the wait. Now we are busy creating an image of the client waiting for a response.

Travel agency answering machine

It is customary to greet guests in sunny Turkey with short “Selyas” and warm hugs. But you will hear the most sincere Russian greeting in 5,4,3,2,1..

Discount store autoresponder

Hello? Ah, I understand what you mean. Sorry, but I've already sold the TV. Oh, it seems you are not on this issue... I can transfer you to a free operator, but I still have a laptop, it’s inexpensive. No? Well, then I’ll transfer you to an operator, in about... wait, I’m definitely not interested in the laptop, at this price, consider it a gift... Well, no, no.

Computer company

You got on a busy line, how did you do it? Are you from anonymous? No? Come on, it's not scary. But don't do that again... You tried to get on the line with the operator, right? Then I'll connect you now.

Private dentist answering machine

While you're trying to make an appointment with the dentist, can I recommend a good toothpaste? After all, as I understand it, your current toothpaste does not do its job well. Although, you probably don't have time for this.

Voice greeting from travel agency

Greetings, in the meantime, you are waiting for an available operator. Fact: “It rains 350 days a year on the island of Kauai. This is the rainiest place on earth." I hope you will stop worrying about what is pouring in your city like buckets.

Calling a nightclub after hours

Good morning! You called the nightclub. Nobody answers the phone? Still haven't responded to you? This is because we are still fast asleep. Call us after sixteen hours, and we will answer you promptly.

Fishing store answering machine

Hello! You are calling a store that specializes in fishing! There is a promotion going on, an echo sounder with an SOS button! When you press it, our employees bring you fish and hook it on your hooks so that your wife doesn’t think that you went on a drinking binge! To contact the operator, wait 10 minutes for him to return from the call...

Busy line in water delivery

Hello! Welcome to home delivery of water! To contact an operator, wait 20 minutes, or call back in an hour! If you are calling for the second time, after you have waited for an hour, just calm down, drink some water, cool down!

Telephone joke from telephone workshop

Good evening! You call phone repair! Unfortunately, the technician is currently unable to answer your call as he is repairing his phone. You can leave a voice message, which our employee will listen to later. Thanks for understanding!

Greetings with humor from the detective agency

Hello! You call a private detective agency! Don't say anything! We know everything about you! Even the fact that not only your other half is cheating on you, but you are also cheating on your other half! For further conversation, wait for the operator!

Calling the school caretaker

Hello! You are calling school No. 76! We want to tell you right away that you owe us money for curtains and a new board. Soon we plan to replace all windows with metal-plastic ones and install projectors in every classroom! If you listened to the end and didn’t hang up, it means something really serious. Wait for the caretaker on the line!

Call to a private hospital

Hello! You call to private hospital! We have experienced doctors who do not say the phrase “so that everything goes well” before operations. We have good equipment, which will accurately determine your illness, and not “you probably have a cold.” To contact an operator, please wait 1 minute

Telephone joke from a dating agency

Hello! We value your time very much, so while you wait, I suggest you play a simple game. Shall we begin? Say "Liu." How to say blue in English? "Blue." Now everything is together. "I love". Me? Oh, how unexpected and pleasant! And I you! Perhaps for the sake of this moment I’ll put good music. Hold on.

A humorous telephone greeting from a pet store

Hello, you have called the pet store. Barsik the cat is talking to you. Right now you can leave your message, come scratch me behind the ear or immediately take me to your home. Purr your option after the signal.

Production of metal doors

Good afternoon Welcome to the metal door production company. While our operator has not responded to you, check whether the door has come off its hinges and whether the lock works. If there are problems, we will eliminate them at a 90% discount.

Calling the vocal school after hours

Hello, you have applied to a vocal school! The support department is open from 9 am to 7 pm on weekdays. After the beep, sing the anthem of our school with us and if you hit all the notes, we will call you back.

Pest control - a comic answering machine

Hello. Now we are in ambush, but we are already crawling towards the phone to answer you. While you wait, please accept the code: “There are no more ants. Tchk. The cockroaches have been destroyed. Tchk. Food saved. Tchk."

Call to the vet

Hello, we want to help you! If you want to bring your cat for an examination, say “meow”; if it concerns a dog, say “woof”; if you have fish, wait for the operator’s response in 10...9...8...7...

Sale of refrigerators

Hello, however. Chukchi, will answer the phone now, however. Chukchi was sitting in the refrigerator, however. It is very comfortable and roomy, however. The Chukchi would live in it himself, but the Chukchi’s wife already lives in it, however.

Sauna/bath/foundry

Good evening, dear... client! It's so hot here! I'm all wet... Now I'll slowly... pick up this big... phone and bring it to my face. I'm ready... to take... your order in 10...9...8...

Automatic response with a joke from a foreign language school

We welcome you in English, Armenian, French, Spanish, Italian, Slovenian, German and Swedish. In the meantime, we simply suggest talking purely in Russian, without the bazaar, in kind.

A funny telephone greeting from an insurance company

Hello. We welcome you and wish you good health, long life, good neighbors above! May earthquakes, hurricanes and floods pass you by! May the Almighty grant you safe travels, law-abiding fellow travelers and us humble ones.

Pharmacy/supplies/gym/massage/male doctor

Hello, good man! Rejoice, for soon all your illnesses and infirmities will go away! Your body will be strong, like a young oak tree that grows in an open field. The eyes are as clear as the sky in May. And the thoughts are good and sublime.

Call a tire shop

Hello, you have called the tire repair shop. If the operator does not answer the phone after 13 seconds, we will change 5 tires for free, even if the car has 4.

Prank on the phone from a cafe

Hello, you have called the erotica store. Oh sorry! This replica is from another work. And so, you called the cafe-pub.

Automatic response from the insurance company

Hello, you have called insurance company. Every second spent waiting for an operator will equal the number of free years guarantees of your insurance issued with us.

Call to the restaurant

Hello, the answering machine is speaking to you - the boss. If you don’t want to wait for a response from the restaurant administrator, then let me dictate a few delicious recipes?

Gun store answering machine

Hello, this is the gun store's answering machine. I advise you not to joke with the seller, as he is serious, yes, and “armed to the teeth.”

Call to the Philharmonic

Hello! You are calling the concert hall, namely the Philharmonic department! Unfortunately, all employees are busy right now, so listen to live music from our brass musicians! There is only one song left before the employee responds!

IT company answering machine

Good afternoon You call the IT technology development office. Since we made a robot, now it will process your order, not the operator. So, you have nothing to wait for! After the beep, speak.

A funny answering machine from a repair shop

Hello! Appliance Repair is listening to you. Although no, don’t say anything, we feel that your vacuum cleaner received a dust blow... and also the refrigerator’s compressor froze. If you missed something, tell our operator about the problem by pressing the "0" button.

Shoe store voice greeting

Hello! You call a shoe store. Our shoes are so comfortable and cozy that some people suddenly fall asleep in them while going to work! To contact our operator, please stay on the line, she will run a circle and come straight to you!

Creative greeting for phone repair shop

Hello! You call phone repair! If you were somehow able to call us from a broken phone, then it means that our work is not in vain, and we fix phones from a distance! If you are calling from a work phone, know that soon you will be calling from a phone that will be repaired if you wait for communication with the operator!

Shoe store answering machine

Hello, you have called a shoe store. We are very glad to receive your call, and if you do not want to be left without shoes, wait a little and we will answer your call.

Voice greetings from the bookstore

We greet you! You called the bookstore. The books you've been dreaming about are definitely dreaming of becoming yours! Just a moment of patience and we will answer your call.

Humorous greeting from a clothing store

Hello, you have called a clothing store. We welcome your call. Don't worry, they won't leave you naked. We will answer your call within a minute.

Autoresponder for a cosmetics and perfumery store

We greet you! You called a cosmetics and perfumery store. You are not satisfied with your appearance and the smell? Don't worry, we will answer your call and solve your problem.

Greeting from a children's clothing store

Hello, you have called a children's clothing store. Is your cute baby just born or already grown up? Wait a minute and we will answer your call.

Answering machine in a toy store

We greet you! You called the toy store. With us, your baby will not have to be sad and bored. We will answer your call in a minute.

Telephone greetings from the cutting and sewing store

Hello, you have called the cutting and sewing store. Cut seven times, measure once? Oh no, on the contrary. Wait a minute and we will answer your call.

Call to a shoe store

Hello, you have called a shoe store. We welcome your call. Don't worry, we won't leave you barefoot. We'll answer your call in a minute.

Automatic response from the cleaning company

Hello! You called the cleaning company. We see the meaning of our life in keeping you clean, dry and comfortable! Our operator is already wrung out the rag and will be ready to answer your call in a couple of minutes!

Greetings from the dental clinic

Hello! Our dental clinic welcomes you with a wide smile, shamelessly inviting you to use its services! If you have bought into our hospitality, please wait for a response.

Call to an optical store

Hey, come quickly and quickly order glasses at a discount. Order by phone - we will deliver quickly right to your home. And we will check your vision at home, our ophthalmologist will help you urgently. But don’t hang up, the operator will answer and give you a discount on new cases.

Creative phone call from a beauty salon

Hello, this is a beauty salon for pensioners. WWII veterans receive a 50% discount. We will teach your grandparents to remain beautiful even in retirement. Contact us! And if you listen to our price list in full, you will receive a free discount card.

Calling a phone store

Hello buyer! Sing along with us to Christina C’s song “I Want” and you will receive the latest iPhone and Jimmy Choo shoes as a gift. Hurry up, buyer - the number of goods is limited!

Calling the telephone company

Hello, you have called the main office of our telephone company. For every minute you wait for a specialist, you will receive 5 rubles. Waiting is so valuable! Thank you for staying in touch with us. Sincerely!

Creative greeting at a window company

Good afternoon, you have called the manufacturing company plastic windows! The team has already left to take measurements, and we’ll install it right after lunch. Don't worry, you will be satisfied, you got the most popular sizes and the most fashionable colors. We guarantee you will love polka dots!

Creative greeting on the phone of a pizzeria

Hello, you are lucky enough to call a pizzeria with home delivery! Would you like to try 4 cheeses, vegetarian or meat: with bacon, sausages, chicken? “Frutti di mare” is also available with seafood. Will you take one or two meter ones? Sprinkle with pepper? Should you turn it off?

Greetings to the suspended ceiling installation company

Hello, you have called a suspended ceiling installation company, welcome! Today we have a complete collapse in prices, no ceilings... Guaranteed, we will do the work quickly, efficiently and with great pleasure! You will admire us and occasionally recommend us.

Creative greeting from the restaurant

We welcome you and will be very glad to see you in our restaurant! Would you like to book a table? We congratulate you for your choice and excellent taste! We would like to please you - today there is a promotion: a table for one, 5% discount, for two - 10%, for three - 15% and then - 20%...30, 50.

Creative answering machine for a construction company

Hello, you have called a construction company! Our specialists will do work of any complexity; they will pour, build, cover, seal, paint over. We provide a wide range of services - covering more than ten hectares. Now we count up to 4 bricks, our operator will answer on the fifth.

Telephone creative for pizza delivery

Hello, you have called pizza delivery! Our chefs bake the most delicious pizza; with juicy tomatoes, aromatic mushrooms, melting cheese. Ready to place your order yet!? Then we count; one sausage, two sausages...

Autoresponders of insurance companies and companies

Hello. You have reached the insurance company. We even insure your mother-in-law and dog. Stay on the line, and if no one answers you after 10 seconds, we guarantee a 30% discount on our services. Time passed - 10, 9, 8, 7..

Good afternoon. Our insurance company welcomes you and wants to congratulate you on being the happy 1000th client of our company. You can find out how to pick up your gift by waiting for the operator’s response.

Welcome. Your call is very important to us. If you would like to consult important issue- press 1. If you want to find out how much it cost to insure Ronaldo’s leg, press 2. Our operator is ready to answer all your questions.

Greetings from an online kitchenware store

Hello. You called the largest kitchenware store. If you have been looking for a porcelain set like your neighbor's for a long time, then you are in the right place. We have everything - and even more. After a short beep, our salesperson is ready to listen to you.

Hello. Did you break the dishes “for luck”? And here's happiness for you! Today only we have a huge discount on all services. Buy and be lucky, we pay! Wait for our seller's response to find out what other discounts are available in our store.

Welcome. Randomly You have entered the most unusual world of kitchenware. Are you looking for a flower-shaped cup or a ball-shaped plate? We still have a lot of interesting things. Order one unit and get a discount on the second. Wait for a response from our operator to find out the details of the promotion.

Creative answering machine in the circus

Hello, you have called the circus. Our operator should answer, wait for him. He checks the tiger's cage. Five seconds have passed and there is still silence? Come to us urgently, we have a man-eater tiger.

Creative on the phone in the maternity hospital

Welcome to the maternity ward! Our institution is running a promotion. For men who received two or more children - a GIFT. We give valerian tincture and a medal “For Courage”.

Pizza delivery answering machine

Are you hungry? Now we'll fix everything! Our dough is the thinnest, and our vegetables are ripe! We didn’t come up with this ourselves, our friends think so. We hope you will join them. Hot pizza is already rushing to you!

Creative idea for an answering machine for an online store

Good day! We inform you that we have a promotion every day! Whoever waits the longest for a response from our operator receives a gift coupon of 1000 rubles for the purchase of goods from our store! Good luck! All the best!

Call to an online refrigerator store

Hello! You called an online store that sells refrigerators. While you are waiting for the operator to respond, our refrigerators are cooling your food, and our customer service specialists are warming your souls.

Call the hot food delivery service

Hello! You have called a hot food delivery service straight to your home! Thank you, your address has already been recorded automatically. Expect a delicious dish! If it is not delivered within 30 minutes, then the dish simply burned along the way. We are such a hot bunch!

Call the head of the hospital

Yes, yes, I’m at the device! If you don’t know who “I” is, then leave a voice message, we’ll definitely chat, but later. And now, I must inform you that our head of the hospital is a little sick. How to recover - he will call you back right away!

Creative on the answering machine of an anatomical laboratory

I listen to you, if you are an individual of the human race. Since you called the anatomical laboratory. Would you like to purchase an organ or donate yours? Then you've hit the target! Leave a request, we will process it quickly!

Call a medical company

Yes, yes, I knew you would call. But, unfortunately, everything medical workers They are having lunch now, despite the late hour. After all, whoever doesn’t eat doesn’t work! Call later, or leave a few words for me!

Commander's answering machine

Well, well, here you are. Was he really released so early? And the commander is still on vacation... Heartfelt! Therefore, he said not to disturb. You can talk to me, I'll tell you everything. Wait for the beep!

Call to the fitness club

You called the fitness club. We were waiting for your call, but to make the wait useful, we decided to organize a race. In a couple of seconds, the winner of the race will talk to you.

Creative answering machine for electrical equipment store

Welcome to the electrical store. Our vacuum cleaners clean themselves, multicookers come up with recipes, refrigerators make online purchases, televisions communicate with satellites. Oh, sorry, I didn't introduce myself. I am a new phone, looking for an owner and a friend. I liked you. I'll be there soon.

Gym answering machine

We stretched dumbbells and got a little tired. And now we will rest, and we will definitely take the phone number.

Call to a fashionable beauty salon

Welcome to an innovative, fashionable beauty salon. All the masters are very busy, as they are on the move. We are spreading beauty and will reach you soon. Don't hang up, stay where you are, your location has already been detected.

creative gym greeting

Hello, we were waiting for your call in the gym. During the minutes of waiting, we analyzed the breathing and the pulse increased. You urgently need to do physical training. Start running towards us - this will shorten your distance.

Music store answering machine

Good afternoon. You called the music store. Talk to us or just be quiet! In our store, any object produces music, even a telephone. Your call made the phone silent. We're so glad to hear from you. Come, we have musical gifts.

Pet store answering machine

The pet store is listening to you. Our salesman left for lunch and forgot to close the door. Come urgently, our fish are going on a cruise through the sewers, the pigeons have decided that they are messengers, the turtles have decided that they are ninjas, and the dogs have gone to look for friends among people. A responsible parrot reports and stays in touch.

Warm greeting from the collection agency

Hello. Called and forgot where and why? This is a collection service. We will come for you ourselves. With us, all memory gaps will be filled with important information about the events that took place. By the way, the responsibility for which we have already come up with. We use an individual approach.

Banquet hall answering machine

Good afternoon Our chef has already started preparing for your holiday, he has a lot of great ideas for the menu! Especially for you, we will serve the best champagne, chilled to 9-12 degrees. So, are you ready? I'm recording!

Karaoke bar answering machine

Good afternoon An individual offer just for you - exclusive karaoke for the soul! If we don't answer within a minute, our operator will sing you acapella, you can even sing along! While you wait, choose a song.

Autoresponder with humor from the airline

The airline welcomes you. If you don’t like skydiving, free falling and relaxing on a desert island, then feel free to contact us. Reliable flights are of utmost importance!

Funny greeting on the phone of the military registration and enlistment office

Hello, you called the military registration and enlistment office. Do you want to mop floors, clean toilets for 2 years, and also attend our exclusive attraction “Battle of the Dirty Rag”? Then we know exactly what you need!

Design firm answering machine

Good afternoon You called a design firm. In order not to waste your time, we suggest you start transforming your home right now. Take a brush and paints, start painting the sun on the ceiling...

Creative travel agency answering machine

You called the travel agency. Our operator recently returned from vacation. He can’t forget him, because he flew on our tour. The operator will answer you immediately when he returns to reality. Returning the operator to reality in 3,2,1...

Answering machine in a cinema

Our cinema offers you free popcorn if the operator does not answer your call within the next minute.

Voice greeting in the phone of a veterinary clinic

Hello, this is a veterinary clinic. Our faithful consultants and pet food experts: the dog Tuzik, the cat Murzik and the hamster Khoma wish your pet more healthy treats, which we will give him for free if we do not answer your call in 5,4,3...

Interesting answering machine from a nail salon

The nail salon welcomes you. We will answer you as soon as the nail polish is dry. To make it dry faster, let's blow on it together. And 1,2,3...

Autoresponder with humor from the city taxi service

Hello! You have reached the fastest taxi in the city! All our taxi drivers underwent training in France with Daniel himself (film Taxi) and will deftly take you to any point in a short time. Wait for the operator to respond and enjoy an unforgettable trip! If the operator does not answer you within a minute, feel free to ask for a car with Daniel... or a 50% discount!

Autoresponder for holiday agencies

(to the tune of “Everything is fine, beautiful Marquise” by Leonid Utesov):

Hello Hello! Hello lucky guy!

You've reached the phone, it's “good”!

Listen to the tune for now,

You will not be ignored.

Let us tell you about our company,

About the fact that the holiday is our strong point!

We will fulfill any desires,

You will be delighted!

Corporate party and birthday,

Any banquet without exception

We will turn it into a chic, wonderful holiday!

Believe me, it will be good!

Funny answering machine for taxi:

Our taxi is on vacation, which means you have unique opportunity To take advantage of our latest service, go on foot! Go on foot, brotherly, huh? No, well, if you are ready to help me with the children, then go ahead, one for your neck, one for me, a bib is included, you will have to pay extra for the pacifier. And if you also sing bay-bayushki bay, then we’ll get there with the comfortable sniffling of the angels!

Food to order answering machine:

Alyonama! This tee? You give me vanilla, I made an order for you, two pishets with chebugreks, two koshkanama kolinama, tyri salkhvetki in padarak, at minya-ya, at my brother, at ma-ama, everything is a gift for you, everything! Will you place another order? My advice to you, do it! (Not the slightest desire to offend any nationality or anyone at all, just a small, possibly extremely rude and stupid joke, like “Our Rashi” by Ravshan and Dzhumshut).

Greetings on the phone of a company related to sports and sporting goods:

I immediately advise you to sit down... so-o-o-o, great, and now stand up, great, and now arms to the sides, legs at shoulder level, looking forward, we are at a bullfight, I advise you to run, there’s a bull behind, so stop! You are doing great, would you like to compete at the Olympics, can you give me a number?

Hello, Welcome to a fashionable fitness club. If you have already reached us, it means that we will be useful to you. We give you a personal trainer for one training session. And for you it starts right now over the phone, put your feet shoulder-width apart and start squatting. When you have squatted 10 times, you can safely start training and smile.

Creative answering machine for medical services center

Hello. The Medical Services Center welcomes you. We recommend not to waste time on a telephone message. Come urgently, we know that healthy people No. We can find your disease and cure it.

Security service answering machine

The security service is listening. We will protect you from all troubles and troubles. For regular customers action - meteorological protection. We even predict bad weather. With us you are in complete safety in the office and outdoors. Thank you for your call.

Voice greeting with creative from the service center

Good afternoon Service center equipment service is glad to talk with you. We believe in your technical skills, but please don't fix things yourself. Contact us. We will survey your equipment; those who have no complaints will receive a gift. There are no secrets between us and the devices.

Radio answering machine

Well, hello good listener. You called the radio station. Your voice is heard live on the radio, tell your life story... Thank you for the half-hour story. Now we are pleased to announce that our rating has increased thanks to you. We express our gratitude to you and award you the title “People's Listener”.

Creative pension fund answering machine

You called Pension Fund. Your call is very important - please wait. The longer you wait, the sooner you will retire. Your waiting is also work and we add to the overall experience. Call us more often, or better yet, come, dear citizen.

Autoresponder in the call center

A modern call center welcomes you. Be the first to ask the most original question. We analyze and accumulate all questions. For the most creative ones, we organized a competition for free service for a month. The results can be found in the office, come!

Cleaning company answering machine

Hello. We understand that sitting in a mess and feeling dirty is not very pleasant, but, unfortunately, our specialists are all busy at the moment. However, we hasten to assure you that while you are waiting on the line, our workers become so qualified that working in your home, they will even clean off future stains...

Creative answering machine in a children's toy store

Hello. We are so glad to talk to you - this is a children's toy store. In our store, toys can talk, smile, laugh, listen and cry. We are currently running a promotion - each toy is chosen by the buyer. Hurry to us, be the first chosen client.

Relaxing answering machine in a massage parlor

Good afternoon, you called the massage parlor. Only we offer all types of massage. Listen to a short melody. This is a free sound massage of the soul. Feel your mood improve. Is there any fatigue left in your body? Come to us and you will become strong, vigorous and beautiful.

Autoresponder on the number of a microfinance company

Hello, you have called the microfinance company. You don't have money - we'll lend it to you. You have a lot of money - we will accept it as a gift. Come to us. We will tell our clients for free how to spend money correctly and cheerfully.

Comic answering machine in a liquor store

Hello, you have called the alcohol market. In our store you can buy, look at and taste alcoholic drinks. Don't come alone - bring a friend, and our consultant will be happy to be your third. Our employees will provide any assistance for regular customers.

Funny voice greeting from Lost and Found

You called the lost property office. Forgot what you lost? Don't worry, hurry up and visit us. Our full-time consultant dog, who is also a detective, will identify your item by smell. We help everyone, day and night - all year round.

Dark humor in a flower shop's answering machine

Hello. You have reached the flower shop. We have all the flowers for any occasion. Mother-in-law's birthday - there are excellent cacti. Wedding anniversary - there are dried flowers that will last until next year. For women - flowers without thorns. If you have allergies - artificial flowers. Come to us. Our flowers not only decorate, but also improve your mood and prolong the happy moments of life.

Voice greeting by phone number of the pharmacy

Hello! You have called our pharmacy! If we don't answer you within three minutes, we offer a 50 percent discount on the entire range of sedatives! And you receive chamomile tea as a gift when purchasing any product in our pharmacy!

Creative greeting in store

Hello! You've called our store! If after a minute of waiting we still haven’t answered you, then after this minute each subsequent minute is a one percent discount on our entire range

Autoresponder with humor about plastic surgery

Hello! You have called our hospital specializing in plastic surgery. Before our employee contacts you, look in the mirror at what you would like to change in yourself and tell yourself in the mirror how beautiful what you want to change in yourself is. If you have any doubts about having surgery, hang up, you are already beautiful!

Calling a bakery store

Hello! You've called our bakery store! If you want to leave feedback for us, press 1. If you want to place an order, press two. If you have eaten too much of our buns and need help, press 3. Bon appetit!

Calling the answering machine of a cosmetics store

Hello! We are glad to welcome you to our cosmetics store! If you want to know something about any product from our range, press 1. If you want to evaluate the quality of our service, press 2. If you are tired and just want to chat with someone, press 3.

The answering machine of the cultural and entertainment center

Hello! You've called the Cultural and Entertainment Center! To prevent the wait for an answer from being tedious, listen to the song while the song is playing.

Voice greeting on the fitness center phone

Hello! You've called the fitness center! While waiting, don't sit quietly, start doing exercises! We make “scissors” - one, two, three four...

Psychological support center

Hello! You called the center psychological support. While you're waiting for the call to be answered, we're giving you free patience training. Time has passed...

Call for shoe repair

Hello! If you called us, chances are you need help repairing your favorite shoes. Consider the job already done! In the meantime, we are taking your order, listen to a couple of beautiful chords...

Creative greeting on the phone of an online music store

Good afternoon. You have reached the online music store. All our operators are busy for now, but please don’t disconnect – you can listen to music while you wait.

If you like classical music - press 1

If jazz - press 2

If pop is music, press 3

If hard rock – press - 4

If it’s trash, press 5 sharply and very quickly several times.

And if you want to be in silence, just wait patiently, and you will immediately become our favorite client!

Bank answering machine

Hello. We are glad that you finally called our Bank. Even without knowing the specific purpose of your call, we are confident that we can do everything you ask us about and at the same time be more profitable for you than in other banks. Ask, will this be beneficial to us? Well, you know, we are a very large Bank, we can afford this sometimes... And here is a free operator!

Creative greeting for home appliance repair shop

Hello! Our appliance repair technician has already left for you. We promised our clients to work faster than anyone else! In the meantime, he’s stuck in traffic jams in the city center, please tell us what’s wrong with you. We will tell him everything in detail later.

Voice greeting with humor from a construction company

Good afternoon Our construction company I am happy to help you in any matter. If you want to talk to the blonde Helen, press 1

If with red-haired Olya, press 2

If with brunette Yulia - press 3

If you have a question about work, don’t click anything, I’m already listening to you, my name is Andrey.

Greeting with a mechanical voice for an IT company

You have reached the IT company. Now, unfortunately, none of the people are in the office. I am the world's first robot secretary with artificial intelligence. How can we help you? Just, please, speak more simply, as you used to say with secretary Alina, I, too, am just a secretary, albeit with intelligence.

Pet store answering machine

Hello! The pet store welcomes you. If you're a cat, press 1; if you're a canine, press 2; if you're a rodent, press 3; if you're underwater, press 4. Or don't press anything, and our all-knowing operator will respond within seconds.

Funny answering machine for tire service

Hello, this is a tire shop. We swear that the bolts and nails lying on the roads are not our doing. This is a worldwide conspiracy against motorists. In this regard, all personnel are on alert and are desperately repairing the victims. If you are unlucky, then come urgently without an appointment, or wait a minute, the master will answer soon!

Pizza delivery service auto response

Hello! Your call to the pizza delivery service is regarded as a clear challenge to the cook and courier for the quality and speed of service. We are ready to bet that a delicious hot Margarita will arrive at your door exactly on time. This can only be prevented by an invasion of aliens or a global flood, in which case you will enjoy pizza completely free of charge. The operator is about to answer your call!

Greeting clients using the cleaning company number

Good afternoon You called the cleaning company, and you did the right thing. Our specialists with manic persistence are trying to make this world cleaner, turning chaos into perfect order. A special squad armed with cleaning products is ready to respond to the most difficult cases. Don't hang up, the operator noticed a speck of dust and will return to the phone in a second!

Call to the fitness center

Hello! You have reached the fitness center, and from this moment on, your body will never be the same! Do you feel how you are becoming stronger and more confident, how your muscles are pumping up and your health is improving? No? Think again!

A reckless greeting from a taxi service

The taxi service expresses its respect! Say the words Abalakher ahuy out loud so that we can assign you the most sober (/most experienced/fastest) driver...

Creative phone call for a real estate agency

You've called a real estate agency! With every second, the price of your dream apartment drops by 1000 rubles. Please record the total waiting time so that we take this into account when concluding the transaction...

Call a microfinance company

You have called a microfinance company, you have a little time at your disposal to find a large bag of money, count to 10...

Automatic response from intimate goods store

You've called the intimate goods store! Get ready to voice a famous fairy-tale character with a low intellectual level so that we can provide you with an individual 70% discount on any product...

Calling an answering machine in a beauty salon

You have found yourself in a beauty salon, from the moment you wait for an answer your transformation will begin, please go to the mirror to make sure of this! If a miracle does not happen, we will give you a 50% discount on any type of service in our salon...

Greetings on the food delivery phone

You are greeted by food delivery, before placing an order, it is recommended to work up a beastly appetite and do 15 push-ups, 1..2..3…

Pizza humor answering machine

Hello, you called just in time. Our boss flew to Italy on vacation, and now any pizza is 50% cheaper. We don't need to pay his bills anymore. Everyone who ordered three pizzas gets a gift! Double stuffing! Call and order before he returns.

Funny creative phone call from a dental clinic

Hello! You have found yourself in a place where everyone keeps their mouth shut, knows everything by heart, and never looks a gift horse in the mouth. If you can afford our services, then very soon you will be able to handle everything! With us you will become more smiling, we promise!

Voice greeting about TV repair

Have white bees been flying around your TV screen for a week now? Or did he decide to please you with a picture of the blue sky? Or maybe Malevich's "Black Square"? Don't worry, soon it will sparkle again with all the colors of the rainbow, because you've come to the right place! Our technicians will bring your TV back to life!

Voice greeting for water delivery service

Good afternoon. Our water delivery service will provide you with unlimited water, even if you find yourself in the middle of the desert. And this is not a mirage! Wait for your call to be answered and feel like a fish in water!

Creative greeting on the studio phone

Hello, you have called the studio. While you are waiting for our answer, we carefully measure for the seventh time so that we can cut only once. Stay on the line or leave us a voicemail. And remember, the main thing is that the suit fits!

Automatic response from plumbers

Is it possible that your faucet is leaking again, and your money is flowing away along with the water? Or is the unfortunate blockage in the pipes haunting you again? Don't rush to get upset! Our plumbers will eliminate all your sewer problems! Wait for our response. We wish that there are no blockages anywhere in your life except the sewer, and we will help you deal with it!

Automatic response from dentists

The Society of Optimist Dentists welcomes you! If you still have problems with your mouth full, then we will meet you with a smile with all 32 teeth. Wait for an answer and make an appointment as soon as possible, we won’t hold you back for long!

Travel agency auto response

Hello! Our agency is very glad to hear from you! Where will we fly? Sochi? Egypt? Miami? Or maybe Paris?? Think, think! And so as not to confuse your thoughts, the operator will pick up the phone very slowly.

Auto answer if you call the housing office

Hello, you have called the Housing Office. Patience... and someday you will tell us about your problem. In the meantime, we would like to inform you that we have already turned on the hot water, the tariffs for our services have been frozen, and the plumber Volodya has come out of his drinking bout and is happy to repair your taps and toilets.

Well, auto answer on the zoo phone

Hello, you have called the zoo. Our director today is a big pig, subordinates are rabbits and chickens. And I’m the only person who films this on camera, because today is your holiday. If you tell us your exact address, then we will arrange an unforgettable evening for you, at the end of which we will all enjoy a juicy pork kebab.

Let's try to relax with the dentist's auto-response

Hello, by some miracle you called the dentist’s office, in a few minutes he will fill another tooth and be free. In the meantime, tell us a little about yourself - what worries you and what kind of music do you like to listen to?... But now you can already hear his light tread, he is almost here. Remember, no one left the doctor's office without smiling!

Creative auto response for a construction company

Hello, you have called the Three Little Pigs construction company. Our craftsmen built a house for Naf-Naf himself. A little time will pass and you will, indeed, be convinced that our houses are the most beautiful and the most durable. Thank you for making the right choice, because we build like in a fairy tale!

Auto answer by bookstore phone

We greet you! At the moment, our consultant is again deep in reading some interesting book from our store, so we ask you to wait a few seconds so that he has time to finish reading the page, return from the book world to the real one and answer the call.

Automatic response from lawyers

Welcome to our law firm. Remember: everything you say now will never be used against you. You called your friends. So, how can our lawyers help you?

Automatic answer by dentist number

Hello, this is the best dentistry in the city. Our clients leave us with such snow-white, shining smiles that even our head physician is jealous of them. Do you want the same bright smile? Then we listen to you carefully and there is no need to be afraid of us.

Pleasant auto-response at the hairdresser

Good afternoon, you have reached the hairdresser. Here you can always drink a cup of coffee, look through the latest magazines, watch TV, and take a break from family and work. At the same time, in a pleasant environment, we can work on your hair, give you a manicure and pedicure. Please sign up.

Creative in cinema auto-response

Hello, this is a cinema. Let us immediately inform you that the show schedule is on the poster and on our website, tickets are at the box office, popcorn and cola are in the buffet and an excellent movie is on the screen. But where are you and why aren’t you with us yet? Now let's listen to your excuses...

Hello, I am the operator of a company delivering food from restaurants to your home. Do you know our motto? We will serve you faster than in a restaurant! So order: we will deliver the hot stuff hot, the sweet stuff sweet, the hot stuff hot, the strong stuff strong.

Creativity in the auto-response of a massage parlor

Good afternoon, you called the massage parlor. Our specialists perform all types of massage: therapeutic, restorative, relaxing. Of course, we don’t do what you thought about, but we also don’t forbid our clients from thinking about it during a massage. What would you like to order and for how long?

Fishing store auto response

Hello, the fishing accessories store is in touch! We are glad that you took the bait, our tackle is of the highest quality. Please don't let yourself off the hook and we will offer you best views fertilizing And next time, perhaps, you will come to us by boat.

Intriguing auto response from a beauty salon

Hello, welcome to the beauty salon! You are charming, and we will highlight all your advantages. The first step towards perfection has already been taken, a shining light has appeared in the eyes. Or else there will be more!

Creative auto-response by credit community number

Hello! The lending community welcomes you. Even the luckiest guinea pig has never seen the sea, and you think that not everything is going well in your life. From now on, solving your problems is our main task. Just wait and the pleasant voice of our operator will not deprive you of attention. We also have tea...

Creative auto answer on the phone of a security agency

Hello! Welcome to the security agency! Our GPS has already tracked your location and the angry service pit bull Tobik has already run in the direction of your house. Place the payment in his Superman coat pocket. Well, our manager is already running up to the phone in “turbo” mode. Wait...

Automatic response from marriage agency

Hello! The marriage agency welcomes you with pleasure. Do you think the best men were taken away as puppies, and the best women were taken away from graduation? Nooo! You are wrong. The best ones are included in our client database and are already waiting to meet you. Just hang in there for a moment, we promise it's worth it!

Detective Bureau Auto Reply

Hello Hello! The detective bureau welcomes you. Do you suspect that your husband has begun to go shopping often, and also unexpectedly overwork at work, or even more so, to polish his shoes himself? Do you think it’s not enough to call him on the phone every hour? Then contact us. We will monitor him every second with a colorful report in presentation format. We are already wiping the lens camera... And we are coming to you...

A funny auto-response from a psychotherapist

Hello! Welcome to the agency of wounded souls led by a leading psychotherapist! There’s only an old deaf black cat nearby, and you really want to talk it out? So you are at the right place. Our ears and doors are always open to spiritual communication. You can choose from hot tea, cocoa with milk, whiskey with ice.... Our credo is an individual approach to everyone!

Pharmacies

Hello! Your health gives us a good mood, so we are interested in helping you choose effective medications. Hold on...

Computer Repair

Hello! We are ready to save your computer and have prepared everything necessary for this. We are ready to listen to your complaints and begin repairs immediately.

Emergency computer repair service

Hello! You contacted an ambulance for computer repair. We are ready to perform urgent diagnostics and prompt repairs of your device.

Calling a company that sells beds and mattresses

Hello! You called a company that knows everything about sleeping arrangements. If you didn't wait for an answer, it means that we accidentally fell asleep in our cozy beds. Call back later.

Call a rodent control company

Hello! If you called us, then you probably don’t like your gray, illegally moved-in neighbors. We will immediately begin to evict them!

Call to the restaurant

Hello! If you called us, it’s clear that you know good cooking! We have something to please you with!

Call to kindergarten

You called the kindergarten.

Here, playing and joking,

They groom, teach, develop

Precious child.

Call a pest control company

We will answer you, of course,

Only a minute later.

While you are waiting for an answer,

Let's tell you about ourselves:

If a cockroach suddenly appears in your clean house,

Don’t look for slippers right away, it’s better to contact us.

We will drive out the adversary and eliminate the mess.

No pets at home except cats and dogs!

Delivery restaurant voice greeting

Hello, you have called a delivery restaurant.

We will deliver food to you:

Fresh vegetables - straight from the garden,

Let's catch fish in the pond.

We fry, cook, bake.

What would you like to eat?

We deliver very quickly.

We wash everything.

We spread cleanliness

We caress our eyes with beauty.

Tell me without hesitation

Where to clean? What to wash?

If we don't answer,

We ask you to call back.

Calling a clothing store

Hello, we are glad to receive your call.

We dress everyone beautifully:

Elegant, bold, bright.

And, of course, very nice.

Call to the salon of fur coats and sheepskin coats

It's good that you called us.

We will offer you a fur coat and a sheepskin coat

To protect you from the cold and wind.

We have a wonderful selection of furs.

All dreams will come true and become reality.

Will cover you with warmth from stormy days

Our clothes are even in the Arctic.

Home appliance store

Hello! You called the store for goods that will save you from the dull everyday life. We have enough trendy gadgets that will cheer you up in a matter of seconds. What are you interested in?

Sports shoe store

Hello! You called a store that does not sell running boots, but we are ready to offer you a pair of magical sneakers for developing cosmic speed. What are you interested in?

Jewelry shop

Hello! If you called us, it means that to perfect your look you are missing a small detail - a diamond ring or just fashion accessory. We are ready to listen to your wishes!

Sale of mattresses

Hello! Does your dream resemble the torment of the princess and the pea? It's time to replace your mattress and feel like you've gone to heaven. Ready to help you, stay on the line...

Book Shop

Hello! Congratulations - you belong to the category of rare lucky ones. You called a store that sells books that have the property of extending life by one year. If you want to know more about this, stay on the line.

Holiday Studio

Hello! Hello! The studio of celebration and fun welcomes you! Wait, in 30 seconds our operator will listen to your wishes and make your celebration unforgettable, don’t hang up.

Vet clinic

Good afternoon You called veterinary clinic! At the moment we are saving our brothers, but in the meantime you can wait a few minutes and get advice from our specialist.

Phone repair

Hello, you have reached your telephone company. If you get through from a non-working phone, then this is a miracle, and we refuse to solve problems related to it. Otherwise, say your question, and our robot will direct you to the department you need.

Calling the veterinary clinic

Hello, your animals: cats, birds and dogs

Here they pity, love, treat

Sick poor fellows.

Ears, tails and paws

We will treat and save,

We'll numb it and bandage it.

Let's trim the nails.

Call the shipping company

Hello, if you call us,

So you need to transport the cargo.

We'll move you wherever you want

To the region of any large country

Anything carefully and quickly

An experienced driver will take you there.

And a second later the representative

Our company will take a straw.

Call the water delivery company

Hello, our company is obliged to warn:

For a healthy and long life

You should drink clean water.

The polite manager will soon take our tube.

Our courier in any weather

He will bring you clean water.

Plumbing

Hello, sorry for the wait, our pipe has burst, the operator is already putting on an underwater mask to swim to the phone. Don't worry, he went to the pool as a child, so he will answer you soon.

Plumbing

Hello, do you know who lives at the bottom of the ocean? It would take a long time to list, but these are definitely not our clients! We will fix any leak before your apartment turns into a small branch of the sea in the city center.

Sushi delivery

Hello, you just called us, and the chef has already put on an apron with a headband and started sharpening his katana to prepare you the best sushi in the wild west! Wait, or do you want noodles? It's okay, the katana is perfect for preparing any dishes.

Production of intellectual products

Hello, our company does not knit brooms or make wooden products. We produce intelligent products. The supply in kilograms per client is not limited. With mutual sympathy, bonuses and discounts. Your problems, our brains. Let's get the job done.

Pet Shop

Hello! If you are single, if your child would like to learn responsibility, if you just love animals, then you are in the right place! In a few seconds, our employee will answer all your questions. Getting a pet is easier than it seems.

Window production

Hello. Everyone knows what Peter I did with the window, and Petka from the next door is again without keys - a window to the rescue! Windows are an important component of our life. Stay on the line, our specialists will help you choose an ergonomic and functional model.

Process Automation Firm

Welcome to the answering robot. Our company stands for the liberation of people from routine work. To brighten up the wait for the robot operator's response, I offer you a dialogue. My program meets the "appreciative listener" standard, you have nothing to worry about. And so, I’m listening to you...

For travel agency

Hello! You have reached us and you are on the right track! We will send you to any place on planet Earth! Your wishes are priceless to us! Only for you the best prices, hot offers, Better conditions! Spend this time with us!

Company activity: dry cleaning

If your halo has become dusty for a long time, and your wings need a good wash, then you have come to the right place! We will organize the heavenly purity of your angelic reputation of any complexity!

Football center

Hello! You called the football center... Unfortunately, all employees are at training. The first operator to score a goal will answer you.

Construction company

Hello! You have called a construction company... Prices for apartments are rising inexorably and our workers are doing their best to keep them especially for you! The first available operator will make you an offer you can’t refuse!

Taxi

Hello! You called a taxi... We ask you to stay on the line while our employees calculate your location. This will take no more than thirty seconds.

Mobile operator

Hello! You called the operator cellular communications.… Long hours expectations, unqualified personnel and much more - not our method! You can verify this in just a few seconds!

Confectionery company

Hello! The confectionery company welcomes you... Our products are so delicious that it’s impossible not to try! A minute of waiting is nothing before the delightful moments of the sweet life.

Furniture store

Hello! You are absolutely right that you decided to call us, because you are now sitting on an extremely uncomfortable sofa... Or a chair... Or an armchair... In any case, if you didn’t buy the furniture from us, you still don’t know how comfort feels! Very soon our employee will pick up the phone and tell you all about softness, ergonomics, comfort, hardness, elasticity and, of course, comfort.

Tool shop

Good afternoon If, after working with our instruments, you find that there are insufficient body parts, and then call us, we warn you - we do not sew on fingers under warranty and we do not accept dirty instruments! If you understand that carpentry work is not for you, we kindly ask you not to bite saws out of anger, not to mutilate hammers and not to jam axes!

Video equipment store

Ding-dong! Do you know who is calling you? Unfortunately, you don’t know yet, and we don’t know, but we guarantee that after calling us you will know everyone who comes to the door of your house, you will memorize your neighbors by name and patronymic, and finally, you will catch those who make noise after 11 evenings.

Accounting field of activity

Welcome. You have reached our accounting firm, but at the moment our employees are busy and cannot pick up the phone - they are counting money. Wait for the beep and we will call you back.

Accounting company

Good afternoon. Do you still have a substantial amount of money that needs to be counted? In a few seconds, our operator will contact you and tell you what to do. Moreover, it’s free.

Accounting firm

Welcome. We know who you are, where you are from and why you are calling. After the beep, we will dial you ourselves.

Accounting services

Hello. Report, calculation, accounting, income, expense - quickly, efficiently, inexpensively. After a few seconds, our operator will help you solve all problems.

Construction activities

Welcome. If you have not yet decided what you want to build, you have 20 seconds to decide and voice your decision to our manager. The countdown started: 20, 19, 18, 17.....

Construction firm

Hello. Our motto is: we know how to build. We work even on days off. Wait for our operator’s response and find out what other advantages our company has.

Organization of holidays

Hello! Here we are! Funny clowns for your event - Stepashka, Antoshka, Fedor and Mitya. If you guess the name of the clown you are going to talk to, you will receive a 3% discount on our services.

Party company

Welcome to our planet! Haven't decided on the style of the party yet, but the guests have already been invited? We will help you organize the best holiday. Wait for our manager’s response and let’s start creating.

Party organization

Welcome! We are professional party planners for adults. Well, shall we have some fun? If our manager doesn’t get in touch within 10 seconds, then we’ll give you one prank as a gift.

Hello. Don't know where to start preparing a children's party? Chip and Dale will come to the rescue. And we're not kidding. Stay in touch and find out who else you can choose as your assistant. Freken Bock is temporarily absent.

Show ballet studio

Hello. Professional show ballet at your service. Let's dance until we drop. Our manager will answer you soon, but in the meantime, listen to our favorite music.

Pharmacies

Hello, a network of pharmacies welcomes you... Only from us, when you order a medicine, you can receive a bottle of placebo as a gift! Stay on the line, the first available operator will answer all your questions.

Fishing base

Hello, the fishing base is glad to hear from you! Currently all operators are putting fish on our clients' hooks. The first employee to take off your scuba gear will help you make the right choice! Cool fishing only here!

Real estate agency

Hello! You called a real estate agency... Hundreds of houses, thousands of layout options... You can really get confused in them. But we won't let you do this! Wait a few seconds and our operator will help you make the right choice!

Mobile operator

Hello, you have called your cellular operator... Our employees, like bees, take care of your radio cells! We ask you to wait a while, and the first available operator will literally fly to you!

Taxi service

Hello, you have called a taxi service! Your Majesty, the carriage has already left for you! But keep in mind that after 15 minutes of waiting, it may turn into a pumpkin! If you are not Cinderella, and you have no problems with time, we promise, your trip will be fabulous!

Transportation service

Hello, you have called the transportation service! We will take you where others don't go! If we can’t get there, we’ll carry it in our arms! If we need to swim, we’ll swim without hesitation! We haven’t learned to fly yet, but just for your sake we will master this skill too!

Greetings for a toy store

Welcome to the magical world of toys. At the moment, the Snow Maiden is busy sending gifts, so in a few minutes Santa Claus himself will answer you. Please stay on the line, his sleigh is on its way.

Fun club

Where, where did you reach?

You have reached our cheerful club.

Everyone here will meet and greet you.

You will all be fed and entertained here.

Our DJ has the most honest rules,

He will play you a new overseas hit.

Well, our bartender is creative

A new cocktail will immediately stir things up.

Travel agency

Hello! Your vacation begins right now. We close our eyes and imagine the perfect vacation. As soon as the manager picks up the phone, we tell him our dreams, take a suitcase and enjoy a heavenly vacation.

Salon

Hello, you have called the hairdresser. The best hairdressers work in our salon and will certainly give you a stylish, fashionable, modern haircut. There are a lot of good ideas for hairstyles, come and see us soon.

Video surveillance setup

You called a video surveillance setup company. Unfortunately, at the moment our operator cannot answer your call, but we can see you. Yes, yes, exactly you. No need to look around, just say what interests you, and we will read your lips.

Salon

Olya has not been able to make an appointment with her hairdresser for a haircut for two years now because the girl is not supposed to call first. We congratulate you! If you called us, it means you have no stereotypes and are ready for a new hairstyle!

Bakery

Welcome! Oh, and we're playing with buns here. If after 15 seconds our operator does not answer you, then we will give one bun as a gift. So, 15, 14, 14,...

Sweet desserts

Hello! Do you want something sweet? Then you have come to the right place. Our cakes are delicious both outside and inside. Our operator will be free soon and will tell you which dessert we have the most delicious. Hold on.

Confectionery

We welcome you to the world of confectionery art. Only we have chocolate covered chocolate cake. And one piece is already on its way to you. Stay on the line and our operator will tell you a couple more of our highlights.

Strudel shop

Hello. We can’t answer you now, because there’s a delicious apple strudel staring at us that everyone is ready to eat. Don't hang up, and maybe you'll get the strudel.

Bakery

Good afternoon. You have reached the most delicious bakery. If you guess which bun is considered our signature bun, you will receive a 25% discount on your entire order. And after 10 seconds our operator is ready to accept your answer. 10, 9,...

Bakery

Hello. No, this is not sushi or shawarma. These are dryers, buns, pretzels and cheesecakes. Don't know what to choose? Take all. And gingerbread as a gift. Our baked goods do not make you fat, but make you healthier. Stay on the line, our operator will be free soon.

Order baked goods

Welcome. While you are choosing baked goods, we would like to inform you that we are having a competition - The Most best recipe buns. Dictate to us the recipe for your favorite baked goods, and receive a prize or an annual discount from us. Ready? In 10 seconds our operator will contact you.

Pizza delivery service

Hello, you have called the pizza delivery service, we are happy to accept your order. If our courier delivered you the wrong pizza, brought you a cold pizza and was late, then this courier is an illegal immigrant. Don’t scold him, don’t scold him, but rather treat him to a piece of our pizza. He will pay for the order for you, we will deduct an advance from him, and you, as a good client, we will send our compliments and there is no need for applause, because you are good clients.

Salon

Hello, mademoiselle, madame and monsieur! You have reached the salon good mood, where dreams come true. Maybe we're at work, maybe we're busy with THIS - top-secret hair tuning! Are you eager to know what it is? Don't switch off.

Fitness club

Hello, you have called the fitness club. Our motto is for every woman, an elegant figure, for every man, a powerful torso. We will make you attractive, the first exercise is running in place. Come and bring your friends!

Driving school

You called the driving school, we are glad to hear from you.

Whoever calls school in the morning acts wisely.

It's better to ride poorly than to walk well.

If you go fast, you won't go far.

More skilled drivers on the country's roads!

Billiard club

Hello, we will answer you as soon as we can get the ball that rolled under the table, unfortunately, the entire staff, including the operator, is currently busy with this. Just a second, it seems they have already found it and are putting it on the table!

Tour operator

Hello, sorry for the delay, while you are waiting for an answer, we can offer you to play an exciting game: you need to throw a dart at the globe, and then order a tour from us to exactly the place where you ended up!

Quest room

Hello, before the operator answers your call, you must solve the secret code, then write it on a piece of paper so as not to forget, and then find the key hidden in the hollow of the tree. Oh, I think I’ve already told you where he is, well, then our operator will just connect to you.

Event organization company

Hello, unfortunately, our operator cannot answer you at the moment, he was so carried away by the general atmosphere of the holiday that he inhaled helium. You'll have to wait until his voice returns to normal and your conversation continues without the occasional burst of laughter on your part.

Call to the dental clinic

Hello, we are a dental clinic.

We look forward to every call.

We are all here, beaming with smiles,

We'll tell you everything, as best we can.

Wait, they will answer you soon.

Amazing with white teeth,

True information, without secrets

Any of us is ready to tell.

Call to a furniture showroom

We are a company that has a lot of furniture.

And we are glad to hear from you.

Maybe you haven't visited us yet,

They haven't seen our beauty.

The manager is in a hurry to answer the phone,

Rising from the soft sofa.

It's hard, because the sofa is so affectionate,

So caring, like his own mother.

Call the construction company

Hello, construction company

Everything you want will be built for you.

Wait a couple of seconds -

We will respond politely and quickly.

If not, then we are building a house.

I respect you as a minister.

We are already running to the tube.

Service center

Hello. What's broken? The washing machine won't wash or the dishwasher won't clean? While you are waiting for an answer, let's conduct a free diagnosis, okay? Have you tried disconnecting the device from the power supply? Did not help? Have you checked the body of the item, is it intact? Has the item been hit? Unfortunately, I can't help you anymore, you need professional help, wait for an answer.

Dance studio

Hello, you dialed the number of the dance studio, we already heard the call, divided into pairs and, accompanied by catchy music, waltzed towards the phone to answer your call.

Sauna

Hello, you have called the sauna, please wait until we answer your call, but in the meantime - close your eyes, imagine how you will bask in the hot and steamy hammam, then cool off in the cool ceramic pool, which has a hydromassage function , relaxes, right?

Household appliances and electronics store

We welcome you, you called the store of household appliances and electronics, we heard your call, now we will only reduce prices on the most popular and popular goods High Quality, and immediately after we will definitely answer your call.

Restaurant

Good day, you called the restaurant, you are greeted by an answering machine, please talk to me a little while, the cooks are preparing, and the waiters are delivering food and drinks to our beloved and dear guests, by the way, do you like Spaghetti Carbonara pasta? This is our chef's signature dish.

Body check

Hello, we are glad to welcome you, as well as to hear, listen, see and inspect you. We can also touch, feel, let you lie down and sit in our chair. Write down the address and come to our appointment, don’t waste time.

Toppings store

Good afternoon, and also delicious, sweet, meaty and filling. If desired, we can sweeten, salt or add bitterness. Which one you will have, decide together with our fillings for every taste and color.

Hearing aid store

Good afternoon. Hello Hello. Speak. I can’t hear you, just a minute, I’ll put in a hearing aid. Okay, I put it in and turn it on. One more minute. Everything is ready. I hear, I hear. Glad to hear from you with our hearing aids.

Dentistry

Pharmacy chain

Hello. Be healthy. Do not be ill. Good health to you and your loved ones. Let all colds, acute respiratory infections and respiratory infections pass you by, and our pharmacy network will be happy to help you with this!!

Pirozhkovaya

Hello. Are you hungry? Have you decided to have a snack? Very hungry? If you leave us your wishes and address, your problem will be solved as quickly as hot, freshly baked pies disappear from a baking sheet.

Gym

Hello! You've reached the gym. If you have problems with your upper body, dial 1; if from the bottom, dial 2; if with limbs - 3. If you are healthy, then dial 4, this is the gym. After a couple of days of intense training without a coach, you will need help on numbers 1,2,3. To avoid this need, order yourself a personal trainer by pressing 5. Remember, a good trainer is the key to your health!

Sale in store

Female cheerful voice: Hello! (3 seconds of silence) In the same cheerful voice: Goodbye! (2 seconds of silence) Male cheerful voice: It was a joke! (Pause 2 seconds) In a serious voice: But the spring sale in our store is no joke!

Pizzeria

Qualitatively imitate the dubbing of Don Corleone’s dialogue (in such a hoarse, calm, low voice, almost half-whispering) from “The Godfather”: “You call me on the day of my daughter’s wedding and want to order pizza”? (pause) “But you ask it without respect.” Female voice: “Press zero to show respect and get 10% off.” The client is given 5 seconds to make a decision. Then there is a connection with the operator. Depending on whether the user pressed 0 or not, a discount is given.

Call to the newspaper

Good day! While you are waiting for someone to answer the phone, your construction is in progress. For every second of waiting, a brick as a gift! For recommending a friend, get a bag of cement as a gift! Build your dream home!

Newspaper

You called the newspaper and are now waiting for an answer.

Maybe we're looking for news

And we cannot answer you.

Maybe we are extracting the truth of the world in the rain and storm.

You'll be forgiven if we don't answer the call for a long time.

Call to a real estate agency

Hello, we are a real estate agency.

You can always discuss with us.

What is more convenient and profitable for people?

Rent a dacha and buy an apartment.

If we are too busy,

So much so that we don’t even hear the bell.

Don't worry - call later.

Of course, they will answer you then.

Repair of Apple products

Good day. If you have problems caring for your apples, then you have come to the right place! The Apple product repair service will listen, fix and deliver safe and sound. And if we don’t have the necessary parts for your specific apple variety in our warehouse, we will definitely find them for you at a 50% discount. Report.

Rolled metal

Hello. This is where you need to borrow a suit Iron Man? Well, if so, then our metal rolling company can provide you with a high-quality and wide selection of metal products. So what does our superhero need?

Flower delivery service

Hello, you have called the flower delivery service. All our flowers are fresh, long-lasting, so they will withstand even long journey. And if you order a bouquet for your mother-in-law, it will reach you for FREE! So, we are listening to you.

Electronics website

We are glad to welcome you to our website for selling the most necessary electronic equipment. Now I will turn off DOTA from one of our employees, and your call will be answered immediately, but for now I suggest you listen to music.

Water delivery

Hello. If you are very thirsty, then you have come to the right place. If you order a bottle of water, you will receive ice as a gift. Wait for our operator's response and place your first order.

Taxi service

Hello. You called the fastest taxi in the city. While you are putting on your shoes, our car will already be waiting for you. If the driver is 5 minutes late, you will have a unique opportunity to choose your favorite music for the duration of the trip. After the sound signal, our operator will contact you.

Bathhouse bell

Hello! We got to the bathhouse!

We assure you - this is so!

Cleanliness and hygiene

This is not a trifle at all!

We hasten to answer you:

We love washing people.

Well, if we can’t hear you -

Call later. Here!

Call to the theater

Hello! You called

Into a temple of art full of mystery.

But don't hear the answer?

And did you feel very sad?

Do not be sad! We're just off into the distance

They rushed away, cherishing the dream.

And our reception room is empty.

Call us later.

Online store

We are glad to welcome you to our online store. We will respond as soon as we finish cutting off the extra numbers from the price tags. There is very little left, please wait, our scissors are working for you.

Food store

Hello. As a food store, we suggest remembering the golden rule of gastronomy and taking an aperitif before talking about food. “Cocktail time” is no more than 20 seconds, we hope you have enough time to whet your own appetite.

Wedding salon

Hello. You called the wedding salon. We offer a short rehearsal: for 20 seconds, brides should maintain restrained silence, this will help not to jump for joy when the song sounds. decisive question at the registry office, and the grooms should think again.

Vet clinic

Hello! You've called the veterinary clinic! I am the parrot Rrromeo, and I give the word to the operator! If the operator is not at his workplace, forward the information to me! I have a superb memory!

Tourist agency

Hello! Travel agency is in touch. Many people dream of going to the ends of the world, but our clients’ dreams come true!

Salon

Good afternoon, you called the hairdresser. Our hairdressers work conscientiously, carefully, carefully and without “oh, sorry, I did it by accident.”

Pyrotechnics store

Pyrotechnics store is in touch. We provide high quality fireworks. How long has it been since you said “Salute”?

Construction supplies store

Hello, Welcome to the construction supplies store. We kindly ask you to never make your face look like a brick, bricks are our theme.

Dentistry

Hello Hello! Welcome to the best dentistry in the city. And while you were smiling, our telephone sensor detected three dental problems for you. We are forced to inform you that a trip to the dentist is inevitable, and our best doctor is already waiting for you.

Call to the management company

We can already hear your call,

And we are in a hurry to answer you.

A house manager is a man's friend,

Every citizen knows.

The light went out, the water disappeared.

We will come to your aid.

Well, if we don’t answer,

Well, we'll wait for a call later.

Call to the theater

You are calling to the magical world of theater.

Come to our performance with your family.

Romeo and Juliet live with us.

Here lies the secret of Russian ballet,

And magic flies over the boxes.

And if you don't hear an answer,

We probably don't have a phone.

Call to the dance school

You call the dance school,

You probably want

Study in our school.

We will answer. Do not hurry

In the rhythm of a waltz to the telephone

We are in a hurry to run.

Well, if we don’t answer -

Call us later.

Calling a stationery store

Hello, we will answer now.

Be patient for two minutes.

Everyone needs stationery

And for some reason it’s urgent for everyone.

If there is no answer for a long time -

So, let's do things.

You will show perseverance

And they will answer you then.

Call the vet

Hello, please wait for an answer.

The good doctor will answer you.

A sick little animal

And he will examine and treat.

Be patient if it takes a long time

Nobody answers you

So our doctor is very busy,

And saves someone.

Call to the office

Hello! Our company

I'm glad to welcome you.

We will answer all your questions

And we’ll pick up the phone right away.

But if this happens:

We remain silent and do not answer,

We'll respond a little later.

We promise you.

Dentistry

Hello, you have come straight to dentistry. Our doctor is currently busy providing psychological assistance to the child before the first tooth is removed and will answer your call in a few seconds. You just have to wait a little and a good dentist will take care of you.

Laundry

Greetings. You called the laundry service. While our administrator goes to the phone, prepare your catchphrase: “Is this a laundry?” and expect sparkling humor. If the administrator's answer does not rhyme, please try calling again.

Fitness club

Good afternoon, while you are calling the fitness club, our head trainer is benching 150 kilograms. The whole team is here and supporting him. Come to us to become stronger and reap at least a hundred. Now the managers will pump out the coach and answer the call.

Car service

You called the car service. Sorry, but my hands are covered in machine oil. I want to take the phone, but I'm afraid to get it dirty. I asked Petrovich to help, but he got stuck under the car. Don’t worry, I’ll wipe my hands with something and I’ll answer you right away.

Shearling coat store

Attention! Sale of sheepskin coats! While you wait for us to answer the call, our prices drop! We would have gotten to the phone faster, but there was already a queue lined up at the cash register, which we didn’t have time to fight off. Wait a little longer or immediately run to us and bring the money before the sheepskin coats run out.

Children's goods store

There’s a children’s goods store on the phone and we’d be happy to pick up the phone, but the kids in the store are freaking out because their parents don’t want to buy all the toys they want. We will reassure the children and answer your call immediately. Hey, kid, where did you take the terminator?

Hardware store

Hello! You call our construction store! Here you can choose best tool, Construction Materials. Moreover, we have delivery! It is those “two strong boys” whom Trudovik constantly took away from classes who now work for us!

Pizzeria answering machine

Good afternoon You called the pizzeria; at the moment, all telephone waiters are taking orders. If the telephone waiter does not contact you within 30 seconds, we are guaranteed to give you the most expensive pizza delivered to your home!

Children's toy store

Hello! You are calling a children's toy store! If you have already reached the age where you can already speak, please stay on the line to connect with our manager, who has recently learned this difficult process.

Men's underwear store

Hello! If this is your first time calling our line, it means that you need men's underwear, which means that you are the one buying, not your mother, and this means that you have finally become a man! Don't be scared, it doesn't hurt.

Organization for plumbing work

Hello! You are calling a private plumbing company! Yes, I made this sentence, I don’t drink, and neither do plumbers. If you are not used to this and you have questions about whether we can handle the job or not, then we will answer right away - everything will wake up the harafo, Andreich will handle it.

Call to the non-ferrous metal collection point

Hello! You call us.

We will buy any metal.

But not the colors of black night,

And, like a rainbow, colorful.

We're busy here,

The days are hot here.

After all, metal, by the way,

Very important for the country!

It happens, it will spin,

That we don’t even hear the call,

Now unloading, now loading,

That's a business lesson.

Don't be sad, they will answer you.

Call us again.

Your call is, of course, important.

We will be very, very waiting.

Call a phone repair service

Hello! Why are you calling?

Is your phone number sick?

Is that why you're sad?

And were left out of work?

You've come to the right place.

Here we help people.

We will bring the phone back to life,

We'll wake up your friend.

If they don't answer you,

So somewhere on business

Everyone ran away by accident.

Call us later.

Call to the anti-cafe

Hello! We'll say it straight -

This is not a bar or a pub.

Where you called

It won't be a party.

Clubs gather here

Groups, trainings, clubs.

There is immense respect here

All incoming calls.

They serve tea and coffee here:

And "expresso" and "latte".

We will answer now.

Our name is Anticafe!

Call to a Private Security Company

Oh, your call sounds like music to us!

After all, all the guys from the private security company are romantic.

And, if you don’t really feel like it,

Then wait. Someone will answer you.

You won't find a more gentle guard than us.

In the eyes there is a dream, in the hands there is a flower carelessly.

And if we blow out the villain’s brains,

It’s just very, very, very gentle.

Now in response we will take a straw,

Be gentle in your conversation, don't be rude.

We'll answer now. Well, let's go already!

And if not, call later.

Marriage Agency

Hello! You've called the marriage agency! Now you have only one road - to tender and bright love! Stay on the line, and we will reveal to you all the secrets to finding limitless happiness!

Taxi service

Hello! You called the taxi service! Stay on the line and we will find out all the details of your location! If for some reason we don’t respond, it means we’re already rushing to you!

Flower delivery service

Good afternoon Welcome to the flower delivery service! From us you order not only flowers, but also a good mood and pleasant emotions from the people you love! Stay on the line so that our florists have the opportunity to collect an original fragrant bouquet.

Pizza delivery service

Hello! You've called the pizza delivery service! While we are talking here, many lovers of our cuisine are enjoying every bite of our unique pizza. We invite you to follow suit!

Installation of metal-plastic windows

Good afternoon You have called a company that installs metal-plastic windows! We offer not only high-quality windows, but also round-the-clock fresh air in your apartment! Let's take a deep breath... You feel it

Organization of children's parties

Good afternoon Welcome to the company organizing children's parties! With us you can rest assured that your children will be in a good mood and smile! And each of the parents is entitled... Attention... A little free time...

Organization of a wedding celebration

Good afternoon Welcome to your wedding planning company! We will select for you not only the best presenter, musical accompaniment, design and recording of your day... We can select everything! From shoes to the groom...

Bank

Hello, our dear and very dear, let’s hope together, client! And we are your desired, beloved, but within acceptable bank! Discounts, promotions, sales - these are not for us! This is for you! Shall we rustle?

Employment agency

Hello! You called the employment office. The option is paid, 50 rubles per minute per conversation with us! If you already called us and you have money, then to hell with work!? If you really need it, wait for a call from the operator. Listen again and spend 50 rubles...

Call to a company that makes stairs for private houses

Hello! We hear you

And we are in a hurry to answer.

If there are no stairs in the house,

It's hard to live in this white world.

Are you going out the window?

And you go down the ladder?

And to your top floor

Are guests climbing on a rope?

So you need a ladder!

We will answer, we will help.

Let's answer the phone

We will do it as soon as we can.

Call the window manufacturing company

Hello! We'll answer now.

Here's the company:

We make windows for the home,

Oh, then we insert them.

We will answer you soon.

The windows here are made of PVC.

Let's hurry up and understand:

There is no life without a window!

Sushi company

Good afternoon, the sushi company welcomes you. Have you missed our new products and discounts? Then this will definitely please you. Only today, on International Rock and Roll Day, a special “rock” roll with a 5% discount for orders over 500 rubles.

cleaning company

Good afternoon. Since you decided to call us, then, most likely, someone has not held a mop and broom in their hand for a long time, or your birthday was very stormy and fun. So we are ready to bring your home into good condition.

Pizza delivery

Hello, this is a pizza delivery, our company is fighting for healthy image life, so please come and pick up your food yourself, don't worry, it's just a joke, our operator will answer you in a few seconds.

Gaming computer club

Hello, this is a gaming computer Club, we believe that computer games are harmful and develop cruelty, do something useful, goodbye, are you still here? Then our operator will answer you very soon.

Plus size clothing store for women

Welcome to a clothing store for plus-size women! We give to our lovely clients free advice to increase self-esteem: choose things several sizes larger. So, all your friends and acquaintances will think that you have lost weight.

Armenian restaurant

A restaurant of Armenian cuisine welcomes you! Remember, if your stomach hurts shortly after visiting our restaurant, it means you're still hungry! For us, the client's health is the main thing. So we will be happy to serve you a new portion of our signature meat!

Speech therapy clinic

Welcome to the speech therapy clinic! Experienced specialists work with our clients - Olanreuoju Ventsgrzhanovsky and Terebenty Derentievenchenko. You can recognize the building of our clinic by the Eyjafjallajökull volcano and the Holnengpuhyryjohan river depicted on its walls.

Psychologist

Hello... hello... hello... yes... just say it! Kolya, I probably didn’t have time to press the green button... hello! So, if you listened to the end, know that you have good endurance, and you do not need our psychological help with emotional outbursts!

Internet provider

Hello! You call your Internet provider. Let’s say right away that you will have to wait another forty minutes in line to contact the operator. Think and reset, maybe you don’t need help at all, and the breakdown will have been fixed by then. Thanks for understanding!

Night club

Hello! You call a nightclub during the day! To contact the administrator, wait another nine hours and forty-seven minutes. Or you can call us back at eight in the evening! Thank you!

Air Conditioning Installation Company

Hello! You call a company that installs air conditioners in multi-storey buildings! If our employee has already come to you, but has not completed his work, know that he will come to you and finish the work when the plaster is removed. For other questions, please wait to contact the operator!

Portable Fan Store

Hello! Are you very hot? Are you constantly looking for shade? Do you go into stores specifically to cool down? Yes? Then we place an order for the purchase of a portable fan! Today only, a slightly cool Coca-Cola is coming as a fan gift! But even in this heat this will be a key moment. Wait for the operator's response!

Food (food) delivery

Hello, you have called a food (food) delivery company! Thank you for choosing our company, we will not leave you without food! And, if you deign to place an order, you will receive a discount from us as a gift! Our motto: “Let the hand of the chewer never be empty!”

Pharmacy

Welcome to the pharmacy line! Preserving your health is our job, therefore, in order not to spoil your nerves, we recommend that you relax and wait for the answer from our caring specialist!

Fitness club

Hello, you have called the fitness club! Taking care of your physical fitness, we suggest starting right now to train the muscles of the lower part of the face. Let's smile wider, even wider!

24-hour pizza delivery

Welcome. We have been waiting for your call for a long time! We have the most delicious pizza and berry juice for you. Please wait a few seconds - and you will find out how to get taste pleasure.

Hello. Pizza delivery welcomes you. We will deliver your order in 30 minutes anywhere in the city. Wait for the operator’s response and find out what other bonuses we have prepared for you.

Good afternoon. If you like to enjoy your pizza while it's still hot, you've come to the right place. Our operator will be free soon and will help you place your order. In the meantime, guess the melody from three notes. If you answer correctly, you get a 3% discount on the entire menu.

Good afternoon. You have reached 24-hour pizza delivery. You have exactly ten seconds to make your choice, otherwise we will help you. And believe me, you will like it. Time passed: 10, 9, 8...

Good afternoon You have reached 24-hour online pizza delivery. Our pizza guy doesn't sleep, he just blinks slowly. Stay on the line, our operators will answer you soon.

Construction company

Yo man! This is a construction company and its director, Vladimir Vladimirovich, is the coolest boss in this area!

Uh-uh... Now! I'll take a look! Secretary Lenochka came out to drink some tea, wait a little!... Since the morning she has been on her feet back and forth, back and forth! For a printout, for a photocopy, for a signature, coffee for the boss, tea for the boss.

Soooo, half a cup left... Damn, Irochka the accountant came up to her! This will last a long time! I’ll call you now, have some tea! Already coming! There she is, around the corner! Hurry! She came running!

Organization of holidays

Welcome. Now our toastmaster is holding a competition with an egg. If no one answers you after 15 seconds, you will have a unique chance to cancel the egg contest!

Hello. Masters of tulle, sequins and serpentine are glad to hear from you. Please wait a few seconds until our operator untangles himself from the garland, and your holiday will be bright and unique.

Good afternoon. We will play and sing for you. Musical accompaniment during the holidays - our DJ loves Mikhailov and Natalie. Stay in touch and find out how we will decorate your holiday.

Hello. Rent balloons and photo zones, we were waiting for your call. Big choice, delivery and decor from us. We work for sandwiches. Wait a little, our operator will answer you soon.

Beauty saloon

Good afternoon. You have reached the beauty studio. Our masters are ready to make a goddess out of you. If no one answers you within 10 seconds, we will provide a 10% discount on one service.

We salute you, beauty. We cut, dye, saw, curl. Beauty services at a 5% discount until 12-00 noon. Stay on the line, our operators will answer you.

Good afternoon. Beauty salon - we give youth. If you want to sign up for a chocolate wrap, wait a few seconds, our operators will sign you up for a session. You can eat chocolate here.

Welcome. If you are tired and want to relax, we are waiting for you for a comprehensive massage. Professionals work. Sleeping is allowed. Wait for the administrator's response and you will find out what bonus we have prepared for you.

Recruitment agency

Good afternoon. We will select a nanny, maid, gardener, cook and other staff for you in the shortest possible time. In a few seconds, we are ready to listen to your problem.

Welcome. If you are tired of work and household chores, you have called the right place. We will find domestic staff for you according to all criteria. While we are working, you are relaxing. After a short pause, our administrator will contact you.

Good afternoon. Do you have urgent matters, but have no one to leave your child with? Babysitting services 24 hours a day. We work on a permanent and ad hoc basis. Wait for the operator's response and find out what other services we provide.

Good afternoon. Recruitment of personnel on an ongoing basis. We will help you organize outdoor events and receptions. Professional employee base. In 15 seconds our operator will answer all your questions.

cleaning company

Hello. We are a team of professionals. We will clean the furniture and tidy up in just 2 hours. Wait for the operator to respond within 20 seconds and receive professional product for carpet cleaning as a gift.

Welcome. We know why you called. Can't get stains out of your sofa and carpet? We are ready to help you. While you are listening to the melody, we are already selecting the best solutions to the problem for you.

Welcome. We clean quickly, clean efficiently. We provide white glove for inspection. The auditor recommends. Stay on the line and our operator will answer you.

Tour operator company

Hello. You called the company "...". Our team of specialists will help you spend your holiday unforgettably. Please wait for a response from your guide.

Hello. You called the company "...". We are always ready to answer your questions. We apologize for the inconvenience. While you are waiting for a specialist’s answer, we invite you to enjoy beautiful music:

If you want to enjoy the sound of the ukulele, press 1.

If you like jazz, press 2.

If you want to hear catchy mariachi, press 3.

If you want to hear African tunes, press 4.

Hello. You have called the company "...", your guide to the world of travel and tourism. We work on weekdays from 9:00 to 19:00. Leave a voice message on our answering machine, and we will definitely contact you (several chords are played on the ukulele, and the client can record a message on the answering machine).

Hello. You have called the company "...", your guide to the world of travel and tourism. We work on weekdays from 9:00 to 19:00. Leave a voice message to our smart parrot Gosha, and we will contact you as soon as possible (the greeting from the parrot “Hello, my name is Gosha, and I will pass your message on to my colleagues,” and the client can record the message on the answering machine).

Hello. You called the company "...". If you want to talk to a specific employee and you have his number, switch the phone to tone mode and dial his number. Thank you for your trust.

Pet supply store

Hello, this is a pet supply store. We are responsible for those we have tamed and for those we have not yet sold, so at the moment a store employee may be busy caring for pets. He will definitely hear your call and answer the call, stay on the line.

Hi, friend! The pet supply store welcomes your call! Parrot Kiryusha is a day off today, so a specially trained employee will answer your call. Please wait a couple of minutes, he is a little slow, but very responsible.

Planetarium

You have called the Planetarium. It takes about eight minutes for a beam of light to reach the Earth from the Sun, but we won’t make you wait that long and will respond much faster! Stay on the line, which was invented back in the 19th century, and we still enjoy receiving phone calls from inquisitive customers.

Voice greeting in a pizzeria

Hello, we are glad to hear from you at hotline the hottest pizzeria in our city. Stay with us, and we promise that your pizza will be the most original and delicious! Don't miss your chance: every tenth customer gets a double portion of cheese for free!

Smartphone store, answering machine

Good afternoon, while the beeps are ringing, we suggest you drink some water, because our smartphones are very hot. And you know, you are lucky, because soon you will be happy, with us best discounts. There are 3, 2, 1 left until the surge of happiness...

Tour operator's voice greeting

Welcome to the ground service of the unearthly service! If you are tired of worldly worries, we will be happy to organize a fantastic trip on the scale of planet Earth. For information about the planetary scale offer, stay on the line.

1. Auto attendant- this is the voice that the caller hears first when dialing your company number. The auto attendant greets the caller and helps them gain sympathy and trust in your company. For example, the text for your auto attendant might look like this:

Example

Hello. You have called company "company name". Your call is very important to us. Please wait for the operator's response. We work from 10:00 to 19:00 on weekdays. Please stay on the line. The first available operator will answer you.

2.Interactive Voice Response(abbreviated as IVR) - can be translated as a System of pre-recorded voice messages. After the caller has heard the auto attendant, the same voice offers the following options: if you know this, press 1, if you know this, press 2, and so on. You can inform about all your offices, talk about promotions or inform about opening hours. At the end, be sure to give the caller the opportunity to switch to the operator by pressing, for example, 0. The person does not have to listen to the entire list of offers; he has the opportunity to talk to a live person. Surveys have shown that people do not like to wait a long time for an answer, and by pressing a certain key they can find what they need. Be sure to plan for this item when you do it.

Example

Hello. Thank you for calling company "company name". Please switch your phone to tone mode or wait for the operator to answer. To contact the sales department press 1, with technical support 2, or stay on the line and we will answer any of your questions.

3. Waiting on line- now, when the caller is waiting for an answer, you have the opportunity to sell him some service or product. You can turn waiting time into a sale. Write three or four “polite messages” (about how long the wait is left or that you are glad to hear from him) and the same number of sales messages - alternate between them while the person is waiting on the line. While the caller is waiting for an answer, you can gently remind them that you value their time and choice. “Polite messages” are needed to reassure callers while they wait. And by the way, you have a reluctant listener! Exactly this best time to let him know about any special offer.

Example

Hello. Thank you for calling company "company name". Your call is very important to us. Unfortunately, all operators are busy. Please stay on the line. The first available specialist will answer you.

4. Voicemail- You may need a company voicemail. Voicemail - will work as a universal greeting for any messages people leave outside of personal voicemail. Let's imagine that your client called after finishing work and there is no one who could answer him.

Example

Welcome to the company "company name". Thank you for your call. We work from 10:00 to 19:00 on weekdays. Unfortunately, we are unable to answer your call at this time because you called outside of business hours. Please call back on weekdays, or leave a voice message after the tone.

A correctly composed voice greeting allows you to create a positive impression on the calling client and show all the professionalism of the company! Do it really right - success is guaranteed! The article examines in detail the features of the issue.

Think about whether your answering machine message is concise, informative and competent?

Yes, of course, a standard greeting recording on the phone
« Hello, you've reached George. Unfortunately, I can't answer the phone right now. Please leave me a message after the signal and I will call you back...»
is still effective, but there are a few details to pay attention to when composing your greeting. Such nuances include the length of the message and what needs to be said to the subscriber.
Let's look at the intricacies of composing an answering machine entry for personal and office use.

Optimal length of a telephone greeting

Remember, the answering machine recording should not be longer than 20 seconds. In the vast majority of cases, 10-20 seconds will be more than enough to provide the subscriber with everything they need contact information and thank him for the call.
The basic criteria for creating a message are quite simple. So, be sure to include the following parts in your greeting:

- a quick thank you for the call. Each person can be busy and if they call you, then the subscriber is interested in the conversation and is ready to spend time communicating with you. Don't take the call for granted!
- email address or a spare phone number. A good solution would also be to set up call forwarding;
- time when you can call back;
- a notice stating that you will be absent from the office for a long time and that one of your subordinates can answer the call;
- instructions to the subscriber. You can ask the person to leave a message, call back later, or send an email.
Many people will think that all of the above cannot be included in 20 seconds, but rest assured, this is more than possible. The main thing is to make the message as simple and clear as possible.

When composing a greeting for an office answering machine, there are several additional nuances to consider:

- voice recording on the phone may be longer than the range indicated above. But use this only in rare cases, for example, when you need to direct the subscriber to a specific employee or to a specific department;
- you must have a voice message for working hours and the period when the working day ends;
- use departmental messages whenever possible.

Examples of greetings for a home answering machine

Still don't know where to start? Here are some examples to help you:

- « Hello! You called "Flower delivery around the city." We apologize that we cannot answer the call. Please leave your contact information and we will call you back. Thanks and have a nice day!»
- « Thanks for the call! You called Jim from the IT department. If you're hearing this message, I'm busier than usual today. Please leave your number and name and I will call you back within one business day. If it is urgent, then send an email to [email protected] Thank you!»
- « You called Max. I'm not in the office right now and will be back tomorrow, Thursday, February 23rd. To leave your message, go to the voice menu by pressing 0. I apologize for any inconvenience!»

Do you see? The examples above are simple and concise.

Examples of voice messages for an office PBX

Voice menu:

« Thank you for calling Omega Insurance Company. We provide businesses and their employees with the insurance required by state, local, county and federal regulations. To call call center and talk to an agent about an existing policy, press 1. If you are just applying for insurance and need help, press 2.»

Greeting message:

« You have called the returns department Money. You may return an item you do not like or find unsuitable using the RMA provided. If you would like to speak with our representative, please leave your number, state your name and we will call you back shortly. Thank you for calling!»

As you can see, voice messages on an office IP phone is a little longer than on a personal one, and the voice menu may change depending on the subscriber’s suggestions and actions. The greeting may vary depending on the company's industry, but the basics remain the same. It should be noted that