Statuses about yourself as a beautiful bitch. New bitchy statuses

Fuck people before they fuck you - this is an art, ideally every bitch should own a cat!

Changing me is IMPOSSIBLE! Remember! You can only make me happy

If a beautiful girl was close to you... Don't flatter yourself. Perhaps she was just wondering what it was like... with a sucker.

Rejoice who got me! And envy the one with whom I ended up!

All women live by the same motto: “love cannot be used,” but where to put a comma, each chooses for herself...

If you want me to be an angel, organize heaven for me!

A woman seems much taller if she has a man under her heel!

Remember: there are TWO opinions - MINE and the wrong one!

A woman should dress so that she would want to be undressed

Girls with asses like mine don't talk to guys with faces like yours!

I explain with my fingers! Do you see the middle one??

The best person with whom fate brought me together is myself!

Bitch - probably... Selfish - maybe... Bitch - sometimes... Rubbish - no... Sweet - only for friends and family... I'm a girl and all these qualities are available to me...

Money keeps her dear love, she feeds on the currency of fat wallets, no need for sweet words - give her warmth... a mink coat and the Caribbean islands!

We were and remain goddesses, and it’s not about the curves of our bodies, let those who didn’t get us lick their lips and those who didn’t want us die...

We're so rich and so confident that we dress like whores and talk like chavs

I'm not jealous, I'm just used to being the only one!

Bitches are not born. They turn into them. After meeting men like you

She can squeeze all the juices out of me except orange in the morning

Do you think you can do without me? I’ll arrange something like this for you – you won’t forget it forever!

At first glance, I’m only a selfish and narcissistic bitch, but in reality I’m even worse!..

I'm too wild to live, I'm too rare to die!

Bitchiness is not a vice... but immunity with beautiful appearance...

I'm like Barbie - I have everyone and everything!!!

I don't take drugs, I am the drug.

Do you think you're a beautiful doll? Although yes, you are similar to her, but not in appearance... you are just an insensitive creature... who has pure pathos instead of reason...

A real lady can behave so openly, as no whore has ever dreamed of

In order to quit, first you need to take me

Are you saying I'm a bitch? come on, come on_mmm, you're saying I'm a bitch!? and you are not the first...

Men are like shoes - either comfortable or spectacular... never both at the same time!

I don’t care what others think, the most important thing for me is MY opinion!

And people...like me rarely cry) Not because...it doesn’t hurt us, but because the mascara will run...=))

Being a bitch is so nice. Stop wiping your snot and join in!

If you don’t call today, I will call... And not you...

What saves me is bright lipstick and long eyelashes, mountains of chocolate, and the night when I stopped dreaming about you. “I will love you, baby, always...” Always... and never...

We are a generation of bright photographs, daring bitches and sweet boys, harsh conversations and eternal pathos... A generation that believes in love, but lives in falsehood...

Good day, dear girls and women. Below is a list of bitchy statuses, ranging from daring to meaningful statuses.

If someone disagrees with something, you can indicate it in the comments. But I warn you right away - I “don’t give a damn”, just like you.

Bitchy, daring statuses

I'm already gluing an envelope to wrap a lollipop in and send it to you!
Boys! I have already imagined at what level your IQ is - at the level of your fly!
I don't care that I'm a two-faced bitch, I like it!
I am delighted when people suffer because of me!
On my right hand, two fingers actively work - the index and middle. I wanted it - I beckoned, I didn’t like it - I sent it irrevocably!
I can give you a ride, but only along certain routes: to the point of rage, to an attack of nervousness, to the psychiatric hospital.
If you don't crawl to me today, a truck will run over you tomorrow!
When I pet someone's pig, I grunt with pleasure!
Why am I not married yet? Princes are only in fairy tales, but in reality only their horses.
I'm not a bitch - I clearly express the truth!
Who wants to go through my dirty laundry? Please wash it at the same time!
Anyone who wants to get to know me better should be prepared for the fact that he may be sent away.
I have a large lung capacity, so I can accidentally blow away... a very long distance!
Only I can be insolent and rudely express dissatisfaction - God knew who to reward with this exceptional character trait!
Whoever doesn't love me will hate me!
My three main goals in life are to successfully build eyes, then put my husband on a short leash and grow large breasts.
I love the sun, bananas and being a bitch!
I am a greyhound bitch!

Sassy statuses for girls, with meaning about your beloved

My horoscope is Leo and therefore I open my mouth wide.
For me it's better to fly alone than to live together in a cage!
I’m already climbing to the highest bridge so that I can spit on you all from there!
I'm going to the store to get a shovel to dig a hole for you!
Do you want me to always be there? “Then be prepared for hell on Earth!”
If you are a wuss and not a man, then wear stilettos!
My adequacy is the most inadequate!
I will be a splinter in your eye so that you will shed a sea of tears because of me!

I, if someone’s mistake, it’s only fatal!
I am a savior because I break off relationships with guys at the initial candy-bouquet stage, thereby saving my partner from subsequent torment. So, appreciate it and don't forget to thank me!
Initially, I always know what awaits me at the end of the relationship, but that doesn’t stop me at all!
Gossiping summer residents! I recommend that you keep an eye on your tomato and carrot beds! And my harvest shouldn’t worry anyone!
My previous sins are trifles compared to those that are yet to come!
My conscience is as clear as a tear, but it is as caustic as lye!
I'm a little crazy because I delete friends from my social networks more often than I accept them.
My thoughts make the devil’s tails spin themselves into a sea knot.
Having become friends with me, you can only change for the bad.
Beware of my friend request - I'm vindictive!
I don’t like monotony, so I improvise in relationships with people to the point where I get wildly excited.

Bitchy statuses for girls

I definitely choose the right position so that no one can put me in a pose.
Maybe you'll come to my place for dinner? Otherwise my dishes will be sour for a week)
I declare directly - with my loved ones I am strict, arrogant and reckless!
I don’t need to wish you health – I’ll outlive you all!
If I’m not happy with something, I can replace him with someone else!
If it’s difficult with me, then either put up with it or go on… rest!
My wall will be a dead end for those who have flat vessels for gray matter.
Thanks to everyone for the arrogant bitch who writes this!

Stalin is alive! And he is in my soul!
I came into this world to get on everyone’s nerves!
I look like a beautiful diamond, but my edges are just as sharp!
I have an instant reaction and will be the first to be offended by you!
I’ll warn you right away: I don’t know what a brake pedal is!
Either I'm that good, or everyone around me is a goblin!
Who should quickly lose self-esteem? I'm waiting for friend requests!
If I turned on the bitch, then know that I don’t have an “off” button!
On my life's path, the stupid ones will always be waited by hedgehogs with thorns!
For me, the monastery has been crying for a long time!
Don't look for excuses for yourself in my eyes. I’ll still give it a sentence... for life!
I don't go for tea, invite me for food!
I follow: in the apartment, in the head, in the soul!
Boys! Don't run from your happiness! If I catch up, it will only get worse!

Statuses about daring girls

I am a very versatile girl - at the same time I can be a daughter, a sister, a friend and someone in the crosshairs!
I am like a river - no one can enter my life twice!
For those who are not yet accustomed to my rake, then, apparently, you should go to the forest for some cones.
I don't date anyone because used status only applies to dirty items.
Whoever dreams of seeing me on a pole will meet with a rake.

My thing is my behavior, and it’s really unbearable!
I am the black spot on your white shirt!
I warn you right away - don’t embarrass yourself, because victory is always with me!
If you ever decide to leave me, I’ll also give you a kick in the ass for better speed development!
My revenge is as thin as a razor blade!
If you're afraid of me, you better screw it up right away!
Do you want to achieve my love? “Then get used to my antics!”
Wondering what kind of life I live? I would share, but you still won’t understand this, because you don’t have one and never will!
I don’t have a real face - I live in a mask and don’t take it off even before going to bed!
Anyone who wants to have some fun, I can keep you company. But someone else will be the fool)
Boredom is my rival, and shoals are my lifelong friends!

Bitchy statuses with meaning

I will not wipe the tears from my face, but will simply erase you from my memory.
Be sure! I'll hang my noodles on your horns!
If you allow yourself to throw words to the wind, then I will allow myself to throw you!
I have a unique creative nature because I love to create things all the time. Chaos, problems, troubles - I'm just a genius!
I put someone else’s opinion of myself on my boyfriend’s organ, and he’s wow, how resilient he is!
I am a complete minus who is attracted to the same ones!
I prefer loneliness to the idiots around me!
I don’t know how to worry, I only know how to worry!
An unbearable miracle - it’s definitely about me and I found myself!
I am not a sieve to let other people’s problems pass through me!

I never give in. I always return evil a hundredfold!
My word will always be the last! I can quickly use the locking system)
I’m like honey – if someone gets into trouble, it’ll be serious!

Well, that’s all, I hope every girl or woman was able to choose a suitable status with meaning, as well as menacing, daring or simply bitchy. But keep one thing in mind - some men (I won’t modestly point the finger at myself) do not read what girls write about themselves on social networks.

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I will never agree to be ranked second or first... I am the best...

I have a bitchy character, and it is for this that absolutely everyone around me respects me.

It happens that becoming a bitch is the only thing left in the life of an offended girl.

Best status:
A bitch is a way of thinking, a lifestyle, a state of mind and freedom of the body. To be bitchy is to live freely!

Don't blame me for being bitchy! It’s not my fault, but that of the beast who made me like this...

Do you think I'm a bitch? Don’t think, this was invented long before you!

A girl can't seduce you? Maybe you're just a frigid idiot?

He will never guess how I scream with delight before answering his phone call with deliberate indifference: “Why are you calling?...”

I'm a bitch and I'm proud of myself! They worship me, they imitate me, they envy me and I like it! And if it’s not to your taste, then you are completely devoid of taste!

I'm very positive! I have to put it on everything!!!

I don’t care what you think about me... because I don’t think about you at all...

If a woman is a shopaholic, then her man is usually a bastard

No, I don’t mind...I just don’t agree...

A girl must have at least 4 animals: an arctic fox in her wardrobe, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in her bed, and a donkey who pays for it all

Our motto is invincible! Let's excite and WILL NOT GIVE

Intelligence is given to a woman in order to hide her character!!!

She is lonely and very sad.. but I just see how empty she is inside.. With everyone smiling, they don’t need to know too much..

Dear, dear my other half, where the fuck are you???

I prove to him that I didn’t cheat, but he’s stubborn and doesn’t believe me!

Guys are so much like children... They want to be led by the hand, but at the same time considered big and strong...

Create myths about yourself, this is how the Gods started!

What difference does it make that half the world wants you if you fall asleep in an empty bed?

Everything is in my hands, and what is not in my hands is at my feet!

– What is “female bitchiness”? – This is when they try to make a hybrid of a vibrator and an ATM out of a man.

How nice it is when people themselves realize that they are no longer worthy of being my friends and move away

Do you think I'm a bitch? You are wrong! I'm not a bitch, I'm a bitch squared!

Do you know why God first created man and then woman? After all, first a sketch is made, and then a masterpiece.

I found myself a guy... Smart, kind, faithful and handsome... and I was happy!... Until the smart one found out about the kind one, and the faithful one - about the handsome one...

Every young woman should have a bastard to teach her something. This is fine!

The sexiest thing about a man is his brain... you can fuck him for a long time and with pleasure...

If a man called you a BITCH, then you did everything right...

I’m like a drug...With me you’ll die from an overdose, but without me you’ll die from withdrawal.

Have you been called an Angel? Or maybe you're just a miracle in feathers?

We women are amazing creatures. We always find something good in any freak.

A bitch won't hurt a bitch. A bitch will grind a bitch into powder and send her to three letters. It’s like in evolution: the worst one survives

Don't destroy my nerve cells. Nervous tigers live in them.

you promised to quit smoking cigarettes a long time ago.. – you know, dear.. I told you to fuck off your inhibitions

S-brave, U-smart, K-beautiful, A-not yours...

But I’m not evil... I even wish for my enemies that they have three cars at the gate: an ambulance, a police station and a fire truck...

I'm not afraid of heights, you saw my heels!

Relax, mice, I'm too tough for you for a long time now

Men are like mice. Separately, you look at it - it’s a nice little animal, but as soon as it starts up in the house, you immediately want to poison it.

For a woman, a man is like a pie: some like it with eggs, some like it with cabbage :-)

I ruin lives professionally, I masterfully spoil the mood, I take pleasure in bringing people to the point of white heat, I masterfully create problems, I am phenomenally in making people hysterical.

Bitch is a state of mind. Which I (a true bitch) don’t have. That's why I'm the bitch. And there’s no point in staring, I’ll splash boiling water in your eyes. And I'll sprinkle some salt. For reliability

The rule of self-love, FAVORITE BITCH: is consistency. Men come and go, you love some, you tolerate others, but you always have you!!!

Don't make me nervous! I will soon have nowhere to hide corpses!

If you want to live, know how to spin.

It’s not enough to know your worth - you also need to be in demand...

At heart I’m very kind and sensitive, but when I get out of the shower I’m such a bastard! ;-)

My character is sugar with glass.

When a woman realizes her power, she becomes a scary bitch...

For me there is no system of values, etiquette, morality and humanism; I live by the principles: “I want it this way” and “I need it this way”!

The wife is known in the absence of her husband.

Everything I owe is stated in the Constitution...the rest is at my discretion!

Forget you? What you! I would like to remember you first.

Born to walk in heels, she won’t wear galoshes.

I'll kiss your face bloody!

I will be strong to spite everyone... I will be beautiful to everyone's envy... I will say that I feel good, So that others don't smile!

What should I tell you about myself? I won't write much! All you need is one line: I am the best, period!

I'll play adult games with you if you like to lose...

If there is a person who can tame my temper, put me in my place or shut me up... maybe I will be interested in him.

Sometimes a woman has no choice but to be a bitch...

How infuriating I am about girls who pretend to be exclusive bitches)) when in fact they are just the same type of b*tches

Why did you suddenly become so cute? -Yes, because you are so pathetic now

Fuck people before they fuck you - this is an art, ideally every bitch should own a cat!

I’ll get whatever I want, and I already had whoever I wanted!

I am a bitch, which means that no one has the right to make stupid fun of Me, I simply won’t allow it.

There are no women with high self-esteem, there are men who cannot afford these women...

WHEN PLAYING WITH A CAT, DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT SCRATCHES!!!)

A beautiful woman is heaven for the eyes, hell for the soul and purgatory for the pocket.

You are weaving about some kind of love, trust, constancy. Boy, you - that was yesterday. Today, move over and let me pass!

I don’t have delusions of grandeur or star fever at all, it’s just hard to be modest when I’m the worst one here

I love people who like me! For good taste!

I cannot be the second...And even the first...I can only be the only one.

I don't need a prince on a white horse! I want a vampire in a silver Volvo!!!

The cries of my soul... and you can’t even shut them up! Weak…

Who said that I am far from ideal?!? This poor ideal is far from ME!!!

[The guy is free, he got dressed and went out.. did you hear badly?.. the hysterics are quieter.. the guy is free... he got dressed and went out..]

I’m like the sun, I’ll caress you and warm you up. If you offend me, I’ll burn you!

This relationship has expired.

She was a very sweet and romantic girl. Even when she watched pornography, she thought that in the end everyone would get married...

It seems to me that you are a mooing English duck. - In terms of? – I mean MUU-DUCK.

I don’t care what the crowd thinks... To offend me you need rank and training... (from the diary of a bitch)...

I can defrost hearts, but only to make soup from them =)

If I ever die because of a man, it will only be from laughter.

I’m constantly blown away by the feeling of my own awesomeness!

I have changed, I have matured, I have become older, I have become wiser. I became a bitch, I became a bitch, I became a doll, but inaccessible...

You and I have a lot in common - we both love me!!!

I don’t want to be the first, and I don’t want to be the second, I want to be the only one and I won’t tolerate anyone else!!!

Why is the condom white? Because white makes you look fat!

I am a bitch, which means that my hair is always perfectly styled, my nails are perfectly groomed and my wardrobe is perfectly chosen.

I felt so good YESTERDAY that today I feel bad all day

Bitches are not born. They turn into them. After meeting men like you

If you don’t call today, I will call... And not you!

I'll go left, or maybe right. I am the queen and have the right to make any move.

Just a second, just a second, I’ll fix the crown!!!

I'm not THIS, I'M THE SAME...

I left first... Abruptly and forever. To hear “Bitch!” And smile “yes!”

People aren't born bitches, they become them...” Sarah Bernhardt

Is your boyfriend jealous? it means he loves. Isn't he jealous? Well... that means he doesn’t know anything yet))

The ideal woman should be a queen in society, a mistress in the kitchen and a whore in bed!

Don't call yourself a bitch if you don't know how to stand against everyone and spit into the wind so that others are spat on

I’m not a blonde... but a Brunette... I’m not a meringue... but a chocolate... I’m also a daring coquette... in whose blood there is sweet poison...

I’m not smarter than you - you’re just dumber.. I’m not a flirt - I can’t do that.. I don’t know my worth - I’ve never mentioned it.. I’m not lying - I’m just good at composing...

If a woman allows herself to be deceived, it does not mean that she is a fool, it means that she benefits.

Don’t make a god out of a man - he will wipe your feet on you, make a beast out of him and he will lick your hands

I fell in love - I didn’t attach it, my heart froze - I didn’t caress it. I left - I couldn’t keep it, but I forgot - I didn’t remember. what are you calling? I can’t come, I’VE BEEN ON THE OTHER SHORE FOR A LONG TIME.

Yes, I'm a fool!! A smart person wouldn't have contacted you!